Recommends OP continue to fight but must wear giant chicken suit to provide satirical content to the act thus assuring all participants and witnesses are aware it was not a direct physical threat of death. Free-range fight club if you will.

No giant chicken from Family Guy. Perfectly "sane".

No, absent the 96 inch, home made plasma TV.

Want to yell "Noooo!"... but also curious. ... .. proceed.

Poisonous: you eat it, you die. Venomous: it bite you, you die.

Damn Cap'n Jack... I mean... dayum.

In his day job @guest_ writes captions for newspaper and magazine photos. THESE, are the rest of his stories.

In my environmental engineering class 20 years ago... (damn, made myself feel old again) we calculated cost of water treatment from well source for a population of 100,000 to get 100 gallons of clean water per day... it was like 8 cents a gallon = $8 A DAY per person. whether you use it or not, that cost is still incurred.
But that has economy of scale. Big tanks, big pumps, bulk order chemicals.. AND drilling multiple wells all drives cost down. To do the same for 100 people would cost around 70 cents a gallon not counting profits for which municipal water has none.

Forget dollars, make it payable in Chinese yuan. THAT will scare him.

... but first... lemme just put a plug in your sewer. There, now YOU get to deal with ALL your own shit. ..and don't go trying to run it out into neighbor's yard.

Hang on.... looking for a meme that ends in humans being the species that aliens don't make contact with because they breath oxygen which is so toxic it is #1 cause of fire and death. Ends something like "we do not make contact with the death breathers."

Unable to see John Cena.

They ARE the Senate.

Genuine leather seats. "Gag" femur bone gear shift lever. Never been listed in an accident. Last owner lived in Maine.