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Bird:"Snaaake!" Snake:"Biiird!' 5 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Still, the look in the bird's eye is saying "Holy Jesus its wrapped all around me. Don't panic, don't panic, keep a firm grip, don't loose the head, you've done this a hundred times (internally screaming: WHY ARE WE TRYING TO EAT A SNAKE AGAIN!? THEY FREAK ME THE HELL OUT!) ... OK... I'm just gonna bend down real quick.. and bite its head"
Tomato 7 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
I'm an engineer. Are y'all hiring?
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It wasn't that long ago that the Dutch ate their prime minister 7 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
So your saying free fertilizer in rivers and streams? ... PUMP THEM DRY! FOR GLORY AND PROFIT!
what 1 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
No idea what he's doing, but gotta admire the enthusiasm which doing with.
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It wasn't that long ago that the Dutch ate their prime minister 7 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
That is some straight up American Police reality TV right thar.
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Some good news? 23 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Y'know those stores that ask you to round up your payment to the nearest dollar to support this or that charity? They keep that money and then make a bulk donation for tax credit. THEY donate billions of dollars.. which you gave them for free.
Don't even talk to me unless you know the name of this band 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Bowler Dave and the Mind Benders.
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This literally happens too often with me 3 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Only when joking about past (obviously failed) suicide attempts.
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That's actually a really good feeling. 4 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Damn... that is so (sniff) so nice a thought.
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Soviet ants 1 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
In which world, ants or wasp, is OP their version of the devil? Ants - for promising treasure upon the invasion of foreign lands, or wasp - for sending upon them a plague for the miniscule silght of offense of a higher god?
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Can't blame him much 3 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Relax mate, I can do both.
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Volodymyr "yuri boyka" zelensky 4 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
What is US doing to help Ukraine...
Russian hit men in Moscow "dollars"..
Gamestop stock price close...
Polish hit men in Moscow...
Slov hitmen in Moscow..
Donate to Taiwan...
Is it legal to make POWs repair roads by hand?..
Can I hire actor look like Putin..
Will Uber Eats deliver ammo?
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It's a mystery 8 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
..and ball lightning . THAT is a freaky effect. Float through walls like thick air. Wiggles left & right then zoop gone.
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It's a mystery 8 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Well, technically it IS electrical theory for a reason. Sufficiently observed to be well understood theory but it does throw a quirk every now and again.
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Whose your fav 5 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Cast of Boondocks... minus Rufus.
normal 3 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
"Live" is kinda a misnomer
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Jedi sized plot hole 1 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Padme was trolling Obi-Wan by hanging out with Anakin just to make him jealous. The she got pregnant with "Anakin's" child and drove him into madness by gaslighting her impending death thus driving him to dark side and destroying the Republic, the Jedi Order and making Obi-Wan a wanted criminal. Ruining all their lives. When it's clear Obi-wan was always in love with Satine and never going to fall for Padme, she dies out of spite just to burden him with her 2 newborns.
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Potatoes! 10 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
@guest_ once again... the depth and breath of your knowledge is terrifying.
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based 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
The second rule of free range fight club is POCKET SAND!
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based 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Recommends OP continue to fight but must wear giant chicken suit to provide satirical content to the act thus assuring all participants and witnesses are aware it was not a direct physical threat of death. Free-range fight club if you will.
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based 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
No giant chicken from Family Guy. Perfectly "sane".
Imagine if you will a system as intelligent as its citicens 3 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Last 2 US elections, I have literally written in "none of the above"
It's so easy!! 4 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
No, absent the 96 inch, home made plasma TV.
Potatoes! 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Want to yell "Noooo!"... but also curious. ... .. proceed.
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It's so easy!! 4 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
"You don't even need to buy wood if you have access to several stands of timber grade trees, your own logging franchise and a $2400 home sawmill."
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