You have to say it like a paper towel commercial from the 70s .. kinda screaming and simultaneously yodeling.. ahem.. "DEE MON COOOOOORRRREEE!"

If you pre-empt stupid questions with a stupid caption the net stupidity in the universe goes down.

(O0) ... we have .. the .. same mental disorder? >:) My experiences have made me super snarky, passive aggressive AF. I have bought shrimp just to slide into the back window of a person who parked in 4 spots at Walmart then left their windows down slightly.. in August.

All my bullies in HS were on sports teams. Finally started leaving me alone when I knocked the front tooth out of our star running back and he had to miss a game. Principal threatened to expel me for fighting because "no tolerance" policy. I went out and called in 5 other students who complained about the quarterback, center, 2 linebackers and 3 receivers. Told him, I'll go when they do. Not even note in my record.. or theirs. .. week later 5 football goons tried to jump me after school, pulled a claw hammer out of my car. "I can get into college with a broken leg, or jaw, or arm in my junior year, can you? " NO one touched me after that... I was too crazy.

Are... are we the baddies? No, but there are monkey shut brained morons at the helm. Some say go left, som go right, some even say go backwards.

YEAH! This week it's as hot as Nevada daily... in the fall.

(Chick-chick) no-one within range.

PLEASE! thinking jobs make you think ALL the TIME! I just wanna sort pieces at Lego Land by size, color and specialization at night while park is closed. .. .. and... maybe build some stuff.

I'm an ENGINEER... I'll fix it.

Metric is preferred because it is vase 10.. but technically, it is still a measure of convenience. Volume of water vs weight of water at gravitational constant of .... 9.81 m/s/s? Not 10? Of how the ancients failed us! Wait.. we can fix it by changing the length of a second, right? I mean time is all base 10.. noooo.. base 60? Again?
I digress. In grad school I took an afternoon to attempt to "metric-fy" time to make this adjustment. 100 seconds to a minute, 100 minutes to an hour, maybe 20 hours to a day, 5 days a week. Stupid Earth and solar system isn't perfect.. and that bothers my OCD.

Fascinating idea, especially as mascot. Christians cannot speak ill of them as "God created all life" and yet they were not on the Ark with Noah because Antarctica floats.

Once again ladies and gentlemen... @guest_ (applause). Yes, fractions make up SAE because that is comfortable for life. But fractions of an inch are where I say no. Ask which is larger 3.175 or 3.572mm... easy. How about 1/8 or 9/64 inch? Are you sure? Some SAE units had good runs but we've evolved technologically enough to do better. Wrenches can be metric without people being butthurt. If not, I suggest a new SAE unit based upon the width of my fist, almost exactly 110 mm or 4.3307 inches. 10mm = .11 fist, 9 mm = 0.09 fist.. easy decimals.. easy convert to metric.. anyone complain.. they can get a whole 1.00 fist in the mouth.
Next, well discuss why TIME has no metric or SAE conversion and how the US Navy controls you daily lives.