May I offer you an 11 ft pole?

This... is true. Not "taken" but not paid either as it is the cash value 'option' but when they say the government took the rest, no one bats an eye.

Can't unsee it now, can you?

"Onto them" = "You guys are doing this wrong. You don't give the money to ME, you 'donate it' to THIS organization in exchange for a receipt and get a tax write off and THEY buy me things as part of 're-election' activities. All 'perfectly' legal... ish."

See, mental disorders are like quantum states, they only exist when measured. I personally believe all psychiatrist should cut hair. Then you get something tentative from the session. A physical change to prove progress. Also, punching evil-doers is my main reason to play lottery.

You have to say it like a paper towel commercial from the 70s .. kinda screaming and simultaneously yodeling.. ahem.. "DEE MON COOOOOORRRREEE!"

If you pre-empt stupid questions with a stupid caption the net stupidity in the universe goes down.

(O0) ... we have .. the .. same mental disorder? >:) My experiences have made me super snarky, passive aggressive AF. I have bought shrimp just to slide into the back window of a person who parked in 4 spots at Walmart then left their windows down slightly.. in August.

All my bullies in HS were on sports teams. Finally started leaving me alone when I knocked the front tooth out of our star running back and he had to miss a game. Principal threatened to expel me for fighting because "no tolerance" policy. I went out and called in 5 other students who complained about the quarterback, center, 2 linebackers and 3 receivers. Told him, I'll go when they do. Not even note in my record.. or theirs. .. week later 5 football goons tried to jump me after school, pulled a claw hammer out of my car. "I can get into college with a broken leg, or jaw, or arm in my junior year, can you? " NO one touched me after that... I was too crazy.

Are... are we the baddies? No, but there are monkey shut brained morons at the helm. Some say go left, som go right, some even say go backwards.

YEAH! This week it's as hot as Nevada daily... in the fall.