InspectorA

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— InspectorA Report User
Choose your path 9 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Flaps arms real hard and flies straight up.
Choose your path 9 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
I'm 43, doing $93k a year, and I'm out there PAVING the road of "Forever Alone" because I know so many of y'all are gonna follow me. Don't worry, gonna have lemonade & beef jerky stand about a mile down; right next to the strip mall: movie theater, pizza palace, 1980's video arcade, "Smoke U - BBQ", paintball urban war zone off the back lot...
Tomato 7 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Northern European sheep herder trying too hard to impress the blue eyed girls and the red headed girls and the blue eyed red-heads to attract them away from the brown eyed boys.
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Simple as 27 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
How could someone... not know anyone of opposite gender? Do YOU know any men? Lots of men know only men and never associate with females.
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Tomato 7 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
@Karlboll you are a magnificent human being.
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Choose your path 9 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Option # 5: Crossroads demon looking to make a deal.
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He's actually looks a lot like the original book art 11 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
...and so, no one would have a problem with Alexis Bledel playing Wednesday Addams. .. right?
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The problem with Canada is that it's full of Canadians 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
...and I, residing in Texas, are jealous of them.
He's actually looks a lot like the original book art 11 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
So you're saying ancient Europe is now Latin America? To be blunt, yes, Mads made a cold Hannibal. But now it's like Dr Who. Every few seasons the lead role changes hands. Is there not ONE character, one role done so well by an actor that to see it reprised by another would feel like an insult? For me, William Adama (Battlestar Galactica) and Marlon Brando as Don Corleone, top the list; so say we all?
..and "stereotype" is a mean way of saying "I want a character to have a particular look to the detriment of anyone who doesn't look like them." Imagine Gomez Adams as a 6'6" red haired, pastel wearing, sweater tied around shouders, tennis pro with chiseled pecks ... and cargo shorts... in FLIP FLOPS.
If you're going to do a remake, make it new, different characters. Not the 300th Batman or 500th superman. Larry and Marley Addams, their kids Miley (the boy) and .. IDFK.. uhhh ... Paula. Make THAT show. Otherwise Donald Trump may one day play Gomez... and my little heart can't take it
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He's actually looks a lot like the original book art 11 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Father is from Argentina but both sides are heavy in European descent and barely any Latin or South American ancestry. Also, look at her... eyes as blue as a white walker. (I mean attractive as HELL.. but classic Latina she ain't)
The point wasn't they replaced Raul Julia with another Latino it was the fact THEY TRUED TO REPLACE RAUL JULIA AT ALL! Some things become sacred after a performance like his... Heath Ledger (Joker), Anthony Hopkins (Hannibal), or are you going to tell me ANYONE could replace Tim Curry (also played Gomez Adams) in Rocky Horrorm
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meow 5 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
She's not a GILF She's just in her mid 40s you child.
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Know the signs 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Have you tried NOT being exhausted?
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meow 5 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Or older.. not gonna bias a few years either way. Desperation puts it all in perspective
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A no brainer 7 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
I gaze upon the eyes of darkness. The abyss. The hidden plain. Voices disembodied, cry from the shadows, screaming laments.. "his reign shall rise, look upon death and weep, your time is nigh". The figure swaggers as it approaches ... it speaks.. my tears crash forward...
"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy.."
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I'd jump in the ocean 7 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Depends on if I woke upon urban or rural streets. Rural, find work doing menial labor, for food to start, then gradual pay. Urban, find crackhead, ask where to buy a rock, go to place, stomp that bich out, take his roll, go sell crack at discount if crackhead names another dealer.
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Rumor has it many men wouldn't find their way to the roof... 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
C'mon man! Where's the stairs! The fire is everywhere! "I DONT KNOW, I CANT FIND THE STAIRS!" (Woman) you idiots, it's right there!"... ... she says it's back at the elevator! Run!
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He's actually looks a lot like the original book art 11 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Cannot enjoy if Christina Ricci isn't playing adult Wednesday Adam's or new Morticia.
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He's actually looks a lot like the original book art 11 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
How would you qualify Alexis Bledel who identifies as Latina?
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No wonder they could jailbreak it 14 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Uhh, what does this do for that fleet of John Deere tractors which Russian invasion forces procured back near the start of war in Ukraine? .. @guest_ ?
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Spidey loves watching 3 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Ah, she's going to begin with the soft tissues first, not my taste but as you like. (Interesting, male appears to enjoy being ingested..)
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Hot take but ok 15 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
So... worker harder to pump up your appeal or die alone?
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“Marshmallows” ain’t a bad name tbh 31 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Beef jerky Pringles
Tight deadline. Great funding. Challenging project. 4 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
WE, are not Tony Stark.
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Wypipo 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
I grow peppers in my garden that make my Hispanic friends sweat and I can barely feel the heat... been thinking COVID killed my taste but never officially caught it.
Tight deadline. Great funding. Challenging project. 4 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
You want a doomsday device / virus... now? Like.. today? Bitch I have comp time to burn before the end of fiscal, you gonna wait. (Terrorist alway threaten the family or kill co-workers.. never bring in a $15,000 a night hooker or the girl from high-school who snubbed the science guy with her on a dog leash in a bomb vest. Real threat.. "24 hours, or we release your browser history.. for the last 15 years. You're a sick man ,btw, so we know you can make this happen."
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