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Thinking is hard 23 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Those whom are NPCs are people who have seen the picture of Morgan Freeman next to lines of dalogue and not heard it narrated in his voice. "Titty-sprinkles".
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This .. thisness. 3 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Cremated me and spread ashes upon a freshly poured concrete road, preferably a high bridge so I may haunt it. (Suicide jumper approaches) "Hey ass-butt if you're going to kill yourself remember I'll haunt you for eternity with trivia from 1980s to 2020s, stories of why my knees hurt, and rejects from dad jokes..." (suicide jumper backs away slowly before breaking into hard run) "yup, saved another one from annoying me. Ah... nice quiet bridge."
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Anyone got any ideas? 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
My faith now lies upon the government determining that I am such good tax payer that I must be bred in captivity.
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Thinking is hard 23 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
If the voices in their head told them to..
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Fillosuffee 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Like Yoda, an OG, speak he did.
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Posted on the time clock 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
WTF did I jest reed?
Ok, the Elders of the Internet are shutting it down for the day... 5 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Honestly, I'm hoping "Giant Meteor" comes round again in 2024 election.
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Necromancy is protected by the Constitution 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Necromancy is kinda the entire premise behind Christianity.
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Remember every like counts. 50 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
9 years on and just hovering under 6000, obviously some people can't understand a meme aging well.
Why are American politicians like this 4 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Eh, ship is ship.
Aaaaaww .. 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Animals are better than people.
Creatures, then and now 16 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Wait... Aliens Now... like Apocalypse Now but during war with Aliens?
You dun goofed for the last time 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Hey Gary, is that you? Cool costume bro, I am "so" scared. Dave... I'm behind you.... (00)
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Brutal 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Peer review pressure is good pressure.
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Beans! 3 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
I'm not reading that! It may oppose my preconceived ideas and long held beliefs that I know what I'm talking about and am better than everyone. (Ignorance and unwillingness to learn makes me immortal and infinitely intelli....lintel...smort!)
Vroom Vroom 4 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
What I find funny is that if they would all just ... not stand in the way... noone would get hurt.
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Beans! 3 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Says the ONE meme without peer review....
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The debate rages on 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
No, humanity will intercede and we'll be stuck with smelly zombies instead.
The debate rages on 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Evolution is doing weebs a solid by producing anime waifu... may kaiju be next? .... (oo) ... succubi.. (00)'... CATGIRLS!?
Quack! 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Yeah, they don't fly dixie flags here, and we do get paid... but it really doesn't feel like leaving mid-day to take earned comp time off is something you wanna try more than once a career.
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Lineage 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
That dude is an immortal sith lord and you know damn well that's truth.
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Who wouldn't? 4 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
If I get rich, I will buy the whole neighborhood so I can make all the empty houses into serial killer torture dungeons and everyone will leave me TF alone. I've heard repeatedly that serial killers make very quiet neighbors who keep to themselves.
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Remember remember the 8th of Roevember .. 9 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
RIGHT! find me a candidate that hates everyone equally. "I support burning coal while it's still in the ground, deportation to the ocean of anyone who drives at the same time I do, Universal Healthcare is 6 packets of ketchup (figure it out for yourself), all marriage is banned, all religion is taxed (greenhouse discharge to counter burning coal in ground), ad all politicians caught in corruption are exhiled to barren Island in South Atlantic (ile kerguelan). Praise capputomunisml."
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Remember remember the 8th of Roevember .. 9 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
I just wish for candidates who are worthy of the position. Sadly, thise best suited often refuse to run because how it will effect family / community and instead it... these guys (gestures vaguely).
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Boops python's snout 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
The world is a field of varying auoras in the wing tips of the feyren folk.
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