Ask not for whom the bell trolls, it trolls for thee.

Praise unto thee God of Science, for thou arth the only God held by independent peer review, ye whom declares they are incorrect until proven 'not wrong', purge thine non-believers by... oh, no? Non-believers are ok?? Yeah.. well um. Cool cool cool.

Cremated me and spread ashes upon a freshly poured concrete road, preferably a high bridge so I may haunt it. (Suicide jumper approaches) "Hey ass-butt if you're going to kill yourself remember I'll haunt you for eternity with trivia from 1980s to 2020s, stories of why my knees hurt, and rejects from dad jokes..." (suicide jumper backs away slowly before breaking into hard run) "yup, saved another one from annoying me. Ah... nice quiet bridge."

My faith now lies upon the government determining that I am such good tax payer that I must be bred in captivity.

Like Yoda, an OG, speak he did.

WTF did I jest reed?

Necromancy is kinda the entire premise behind Christianity.

Eh, ship is ship.

Animals are better than people.

Hey Gary, is that you? Cool costume bro, I am "so" scared. Dave... I'm behind you.... (00)

Peer review pressure is good pressure.

Says the ONE meme without peer review....

Evolution is doing weebs a solid by producing anime waifu... may kaiju be next? .... (oo) ... succubi.. (00)'... CATGIRLS!?

Yeah, they don't fly dixie flags here, and we do get paid... but it really doesn't feel like leaving mid-day to take earned comp time off is something you wanna try more than once a career.

That dude is an immortal sith lord and you know damn well that's truth.