Texas really is huge eh 8 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Texas is a standard foot candle for measuring something crazy and large in size. "The insanity of lax gun regulation is Texas-sized." Florida is measure of weirdness. "On a scale of 1 to 10 he's Florida." Poland is absudedness that works, somehow. "Next thing I know he's doing 175 at the boardwalk and yeets the car across the river in 4 skips; screaming 'Leeerrrooyyy Jenkins'... Polish-man style."
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Isnt that the point brehs who is the npc 3 comments
-Yoo me 2 -Yeah me 3 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
No fictional character is real. Harry Potter, Darth Vader, Earnest, Freddy Kreuger, Donald Trump, me! ... all made up! My advice, go sit in the grass and read a manga,, comic book, webcomic, other fictional lore or book. You can be lost in fantasy land AND let the grass tickle your floof.
He's a very naughty Messiah 1 comments
H I g h e r 8 comments
Stay wholesome 3 comments
Texas really is huge eh 8 comments
Long days 10 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
I had to interview more than a dozen people with commercial drivers license as to what their work was like when we were designing a roadway project explicit to their industry. All but 2 said they'd been offered positions starting at $110k per year (driving Houston - DFW - Austin/ San Antonio). Many were independent owner / operators and really liking the idea of passing the insurance and permits cost to someone else. TXDOT can't keep people in maintenance with CDL because businesses need truck drivers so bad they're offering 2-3x what the state pays.
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Reclaiming billions of dollars 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
..and yet no one complains about them displacing the ocean causing man-made sea level rise.
Cuck posting 1 comments
Necromancy is protected by the Constitution 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Praise unto thee God of Science, for thou arth the only God held by independent peer review, ye whom declares they are incorrect until proven 'not wrong', purge thine non-believers by... oh, no? Non-believers are ok?? Yeah.. well um. Cool cool cool.
Thinking is hard 23 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Thinking is your inner voice conversing with the outer voice to form cognitive processes for the purpose of making ideas or solving problems. Having an inner voice is "I'm blue, da bo dee da boo da, da boo deeee da boo da, da boo dee da boo dahhh..." those who know, know.
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This .. thisness. 3 comments
Thinking is hard 23 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Those whom are NPCs are people who have seen the picture of Morgan Freeman next to lines of dalogue and not heard it narrated in his voice. "Titty-sprinkles".
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This .. thisness. 3 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Cremated me and spread ashes upon a freshly poured concrete road, preferably a high bridge so I may haunt it. (Suicide jumper approaches) "Hey ass-butt if you're going to kill yourself remember I'll haunt you for eternity with trivia from 1980s to 2020s, stories of why my knees hurt, and rejects from dad jokes..." (suicide jumper backs away slowly before breaking into hard run) "yup, saved another one from annoying me. Ah... nice quiet bridge."
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Anyone got any ideas? 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
My faith now lies upon the government determining that I am such good tax payer that I must be bred in captivity.
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Ok, the Elders of the Internet are shutting it down for the day... 5 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Honestly, I'm hoping "Giant Meteor" comes round again in 2024 election.
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Necromancy is protected by the Constitution 1 comments
Remember every like counts. 50 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
9 years on and just hovering under 6000, obviously some people can't understand a meme aging well.