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Stronk 4 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
So... you're saying models can't be superheros or superheros can't be models? Have you SEEN any American comic books, movies, anime OR hentai in the last 15 years?
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Emotional Roadshow 4 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Seargent, keep the men moving forward. A robot that eloquent demands to be saved.
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Dealing with it 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
This is actually genius.
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For the easily offended: this is satire 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
(oo)? To give or to receive?
Clever 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
...of course we have no data on those adventurers whom did NOT survive but we presume their injuries were identical in location but just deeper in thrust.
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murica 5 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Regular Texan "Gaa, the old west is ended. What's the point of all these guns if I can't SHOOT smeone?" 'What stops you?' "It's illegal gosh darnit." (Lobbyist appears in a flash of smoke, points a crooked finger at the Texan (o0) ) 'what if it... wasn't?' ... ... "tell me more... Senator."
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murica 5 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
My dude, consider Texas law says ANYONE trespassing on your property after sunset can be shot dead as a horse theif.. whether you own horses or not. We value privacy more than your life. Also, kinda opens te door to shooting people with all the guns we have.
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Texas really is huge eh 8 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Texas is a standard foot candle for measuring something crazy and large in size. "The insanity of lax gun regulation is Texas-sized." Florida is measure of weirdness. "On a scale of 1 to 10 he's Florida." Poland is absudedness that works, somehow. "Next thing I know he's doing 175 at the boardwalk and yeets the car across the river in 4 skips; screaming 'Leeerrrooyyy Jenkins'... Polish-man style."
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Isnt that the point brehs who is the npc 3 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Kick the stool and let them swing.
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-Yoo me 2 -Yeah me 3 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
No fictional character is real. Harry Potter, Darth Vader, Earnest, Freddy Kreuger, Donald Trump, me! ... all made up! My advice, go sit in the grass and read a manga,, comic book, webcomic, other fictional lore or book. You can be lost in fantasy land AND let the grass tickle your floof.
He's a very naughty Messiah 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Pleasant near winter solstice event festival of your choosing.
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Literally 4 days lmfao 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
What could he meme?
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H I g h e r 8 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
He is a Russian jet fighter defending sovereign Russian airspace.
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Stay wholesome 3 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Many people say the same regarding crap jobs the quit.
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Texas really is huge eh 8 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
(Native Texan)... something.... is off. There's too much beach.
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Long days 10 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
I had to interview more than a dozen people with commercial drivers license as to what their work was like when we were designing a roadway project explicit to their industry. All but 2 said they'd been offered positions starting at $110k per year (driving Houston - DFW - Austin/ San Antonio). Many were independent owner / operators and really liking the idea of passing the insurance and permits cost to someone else. TXDOT can't keep people in maintenance with CDL because businesses need truck drivers so bad they're offering 2-3x what the state pays.
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Reclaiming billions of dollars 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
..and yet no one complains about them displacing the ocean causing man-made sea level rise.
Lets see what I can do 7 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Tiddysprinkles
You do you 4 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Shiny rock, shiny rock, shiny rock!
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Cuck posting 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Ask not for whom the bell trolls, it trolls for thee.
Necromancy is protected by the Constitution 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Praise unto thee God of Science, for thou arth the only God held by independent peer review, ye whom declares they are incorrect until proven 'not wrong', purge thine non-believers by... oh, no? Non-believers are ok?? Yeah.. well um. Cool cool cool.
Thinking is hard 23 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Thinking is your inner voice conversing with the outer voice to form cognitive processes for the purpose of making ideas or solving problems. Having an inner voice is "I'm blue, da bo dee da boo da, da boo deeee da boo da, da boo dee da boo dahhh..." those who know, know.
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This .. thisness. 3 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Speak no ill of they whom try, poets we are when words fail die.
Thinking is hard 23 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Those whom are NPCs are people who have seen the picture of Morgan Freeman next to lines of dalogue and not heard it narrated in his voice. "Titty-sprinkles".
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This .. thisness. 3 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Cremated me and spread ashes upon a freshly poured concrete road, preferably a high bridge so I may haunt it. (Suicide jumper approaches) "Hey ass-butt if you're going to kill yourself remember I'll haunt you for eternity with trivia from 1980s to 2020s, stories of why my knees hurt, and rejects from dad jokes..." (suicide jumper backs away slowly before breaking into hard run) "yup, saved another one from annoying me. Ah... nice quiet bridge."
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