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I don't sleep 9 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
I wrap myself in personal demons, draped like a hooded cloak, made from their skins as I have defeated them and taken their sorrows within myself. Also body pillow but solid black (no waifu fu for me)
In conclusion, I am not ok 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Then psychiatrist says: "Good... let's explore that feeling. Let it flow through you." -neutral sith.
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He he he 7 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Sounds like badly written 'Stranger Things' episode. .. just checked, season 5 Ep 3..
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Surely this is a troll account? 3 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Well, I mean... if you put a peanut butter sandwich on a fishing line and reel in a 10/10 mermaid... if its stupid but works its not stupid.
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Behold the rare Polar Strawbearry 3 comments
Fully balanced 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
They Russians invented this long ago Tovarish. Just take bomb and tie to starving dog, sent towards German tanks.
Stronk 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
So... you're saying models can't be superheros or superheros can't be models? Have you SEEN any American comic books, movies, anime OR hentai in the last 15 years?
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Emotional Roadshow 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Seargent, keep the men moving forward. A robot that eloquent demands to be saved.
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For the easily offended: this is satire 2 comments
Clever 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
...of course we have no data on those adventurers whom did NOT survive but we presume their injuries were identical in location but just deeper in thrust.
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murica 5 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Regular Texan "Gaa, the old west is ended. What's the point of all these guns if I can't SHOOT smeone?" 'What stops you?' "It's illegal gosh darnit." (Lobbyist appears in a flash of smoke, points a crooked finger at the Texan (o0) ) 'what if it... wasn't?' ... ... "tell me more... Senator."
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murica 5 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
My dude, consider Texas law says ANYONE trespassing on your property after sunset can be shot dead as a horse theif.. whether you own horses or not. We value privacy more than your life. Also, kinda opens te door to shooting people with all the guns we have.
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Texas really is huge eh 8 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Texas is a standard foot candle for measuring something crazy and large in size. "The insanity of lax gun regulation is Texas-sized." Florida is measure of weirdness. "On a scale of 1 to 10 he's Florida." Poland is absudedness that works, somehow. "Next thing I know he's doing 175 at the boardwalk and yeets the car across the river in 4 skips; screaming 'Leeerrrooyyy Jenkins'... Polish-man style."
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Isnt that the point brehs who is the npc 3 comments
-Yoo me 2 -Yeah me 3 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
No fictional character is real. Harry Potter, Darth Vader, Earnest, Freddy Kreuger, Donald Trump, me! ... all made up! My advice, go sit in the grass and read a manga,, comic book, webcomic, other fictional lore or book. You can be lost in fantasy land AND let the grass tickle your floof.
He's a very naughty Messiah 1 comments
H I g h e r 8 comments
Stay wholesome 3 comments
Texas really is huge eh 8 comments
Long days 10 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
I had to interview more than a dozen people with commercial drivers license as to what their work was like when we were designing a roadway project explicit to their industry. All but 2 said they'd been offered positions starting at $110k per year (driving Houston - DFW - Austin/ San Antonio). Many were independent owner / operators and really liking the idea of passing the insurance and permits cost to someone else. TXDOT can't keep people in maintenance with CDL because businesses need truck drivers so bad they're offering 2-3x what the state pays.
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Reclaiming billions of dollars 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
..and yet no one complains about them displacing the ocean causing man-made sea level rise.