They're radio announcements from an alternate dimension that's 12 minutes ahead. I've had dreams from there. It's very similar to here but they're a tad head of the curve.

Autism spectrum needs several studies to show it is like tourette's. Where we're allowed to carry a card saying "I'm specially disadvantaged socially and allowed to throat punch someone who is being loud or making me uncomfortable as a completely acceptable typical response from a person such as I."

Well, I mean... if you put a peanut butter sandwich on a fishing line and reel in a 10/10 mermaid... if its stupid but works its not stupid.

(Sigh) oh well, daiquiris it is...

So... you're saying models can't be superheros or superheros can't be models? Have you SEEN any American comic books, movies, anime OR hentai in the last 15 years?

Seargent, keep the men moving forward. A robot that eloquent demands to be saved.

...of course we have no data on those adventurers whom did NOT survive but we presume their injuries were identical in location but just deeper in thrust.

Regular Texan "Gaa, the old west is ended. What's the point of all these guns if I can't SHOOT smeone?" 'What stops you?' "It's illegal gosh darnit." (Lobbyist appears in a flash of smoke, points a crooked finger at the Texan (o0) ) 'what if it... wasn't?' ... ... "tell me more... Senator."

Texas is a standard foot candle for measuring something crazy and large in size. "The insanity of lax gun regulation is Texas-sized." Florida is measure of weirdness. "On a scale of 1 to 10 he's Florida." Poland is absudedness that works, somehow. "Next thing I know he's doing 175 at the boardwalk and yeets the car across the river in 4 skips; screaming 'Leeerrrooyyy Jenkins'... Polish-man style."