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Hehe Hot Wheels 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Your insurance has expired
Is the Olympic freestyle jump happening next to a nuclear power plant?! 3 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
The snow keeps melting really fast in this one spot.
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Debate me 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Uh huh, so those who are rich enough to exercise daily for 4 to 6 hours with negative body fat % would be taxed ... the MOST... because they obviously have the most to tax, right? (Anakin silently looks at Padme) .. RIGHT?
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Your standards are too high, men 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Virgins are immortal in movie lore but life fucks us all; therefore as I have no life I cannot be killed.
What you doing? 6 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
If she is give belly rubs and ear skritches.
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Then the winged husars arived! 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
COMMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE (actually just trampled the Ottomans into pink mist).
What would you call 6 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Bunny
Small steps 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
The hard way is certainly not easy, but what it does to you is teach you many ways to fail; and failure is the best path to success.
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The plot of Avatar 5 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Well, yes.. but also.. "HE DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE! THE NOOKIE!"
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Sorry guys, gains come first 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Welp people you know what they say, "you ARE what you eat." Captain protein here just ate 'all OUR food...' (turns to Captain Protein)... so guess what YOU ARE NOW... meaty boi!
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My money is on 2 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
(Region 1 candidates run to grab their weapons - first is protest sign, second is plate of kale) ... (460 immigrant workers appear and kill the other candidates) "see what you can accomplish with non-violent veganism?"
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Technology does its job 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
FARMERS FIGHT!
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2 fingers and thumb or 3 fingers and no thumb? 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Blues, arthritis in hands.
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This’ll be fun 16 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Have you tried turning off and back on again?
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Imagine being stuck in IKEA for a night 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
I'd go into warehouse and remove parts from one box, put into other boxes at random.
Imagine seeing this unexpectedly during a trip 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Looking forward to OCT 14, 2023 across southwest Texas.
Catsit 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Welcome back, your cat was very bad, so I had it neutered.
hotwheels 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Oh... ohhhh. Oh boy.
No dates 4 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Day they dropped.
Any ideas guys? 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
In 1987, an extremely drunk David Copperfield wandered the streets of Manhattan. Approached by police, he had no ID upon his person but insisted he was THE David Copperfield. To which he point at the Twin Towers and said "Watch, don't take your eyes off them." In a puff of smoke, they were gone. He has yet been unable to retrieve them from the aether.
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Dead portal meme 4 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
A, energy imparted by the portal is not transfered to the object nor receiving portal..
Empowering 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Jesus, is that what a supportive parent does? That is amazing.
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Someone broke the lever 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
No, i can also sing... "DING DING goes the trolly!"
Move 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Is it possible to learn this power?
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The toughest decision so far 3 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
I will also have a side of loving vampire girlfriend.
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