Sisyphus begins to push new rock ... ([oooh] soft moan). He stops, looks around, seeing no one he resumes pushing ... "... ahhhh, push me harder Senpai!" Immediately steps back in horror, eyes wide. Pushes again... (oooh Senpai, your hands are so strong.) Shoves hard, rock lurches froward..forward... Sisyphus drops to ground and rock crushes him.

Alfred Pennyworth, I'll leave it up to the discussion to determine if I need to define why.

Bermuda Triangle

Future, all-solar powered farming equipment to would-be slave owners of colonial Americas. I am an agent of chaos, but y'know what? It's fair.

Oh my.. is.. is that why... "The Brazilian?"

Mmm'hmm

Cyprus just sittin' there like "Y'all STILL don't see me, do ya?(oo')"

I'm American, my population comes from everywhere. Your argument is invalid.

Does he got any games on his phone?

NO! Boooooooooobbssss!

May also require cheek cuddles.

Indeededlydoodly my good shroom.

...and so it was that religion had it partially right in that the righteous would be saved but grossly underestimated their ability to fill that role. Science observed and made notes whilst trying to measure the phenomenon, curious of its magnitude. Philosophy asked "why" ... as always, and math added a new type of physics to try to upset even more people by asking "if Carlos has 3 apples, what is the transient mass of a neutron star at the apex of the arch as it orbits a supermassive black hole at 1/r seconds whilst being observed at a distance of k light-years by a history teacher arguing on Reddit?"

She's just checking to see how much light is actually being stopped by her glasses, grateful to be protected from the LOUS ASS NEON BLONDE BOI!

"Of course death came in his sleep, had he not, there would have been a fight."

Your insurance has expired

Uh huh, so those who are rich enough to exercise daily for 4 to 6 hours with negative body fat % would be taxed ... the MOST... because they obviously have the most to tax, right? (Anakin silently looks at Padme) .. RIGHT?

Virgins are immortal in movie lore but life fucks us all; therefore as I have no life I cannot be killed.