The junk must be contained within the trunk my good Steve. This... side coach ... shall not suffice.

Tea, Earl Grey, hot. (Sips) Ahhh, after 600 years, still damned good.

Me, in Texas... "Soooo... Mexico is still an option, si'?

Apple: you want a charger too? $175 more.

gif is gif and jif is for "jiggly image funny" making the latter requisite of actually being funny.

Idiocracy

Depends on if you're killing goblins or human scum.

I'm starting to look more like Egg Shen.

Jesus, what did Canada do that was so bad?

Sisyphus begins to push new rock ... ([oooh] soft moan). He stops, looks around, seeing no one he resumes pushing ... "... ahhhh, push me harder Senpai!" Immediately steps back in horror, eyes wide. Pushes again... (oooh Senpai, your hands are so strong.) Shoves hard, rock lurches froward..forward... Sisyphus drops to ground and rock crushes him.

Alfred Pennyworth, I'll leave it up to the discussion to determine if I need to define why.

Bermuda Triangle

Future, all-solar powered farming equipment to would-be slave owners of colonial Americas. I am an agent of chaos, but y'know what? It's fair.

Oh my.. is.. is that why... "The Brazilian?"

Mmm'hmm

Cyprus just sittin' there like "Y'all STILL don't see me, do ya?(oo')"

I'm American, my population comes from everywhere. Your argument is invalid.