Oh no, please be real 3 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
"Unlisted in this series" racial group. You know (whispers) the aliens. Frikkin' lizard people. "GET OFF MY SCREEN"
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Repeat it 3 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Today those members of congress are now the CEOs of that same company, now worth $900B and charge with exclusively bribing congress.
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Find out how broken you are 8 comments
Brehs do yall think this will get funkier 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
He lies, I have information which says Putin is actually an Ukrainian sympathizer who is sending troops unprepared into battle to be easily slaughtered to supply Ukraine with easy weapons.
I want one of those 3 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
The junk must be contained within the trunk my good Steve. This... side coach ... shall not suffice.
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Earl Gray 2 comments
I'd give William Wallace a gun 9 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
I know, I know. A generous and worthwhile, altruistic dream. But one which brought about The Spice Girls Movie Franchise (8 films), Star Wars flopped after the second film, and The Godfather had John Wayne as Don Corleone. Would you have left it so?
The impenetrable argument 15 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
gif is gif and jif is for "jiggly image funny" making the latter requisite of actually being funny.
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Now you know 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
The density implies avg human weighs less than water. Never seen bones or meat float in water.
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I'd give William Wallace a gun 9 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Dude, you do NOT understand, donuts didn't exist because of some religious BS in the 700s, there were strip bars in EVERY small-town worked by men and women who were NOT QUALITIFIED, all classic movie originals were as bad as remakes... could you live like that?
I'd give William Wallace a gun 9 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Tried it, came back to present, went back to past, killed them all to prevent that future. You're welcome.
All aboard 5 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Looks out airport window where "mystery flight" is loading. "IS...(squints) is that an old, blue... British phone box?"
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Give your opinion 1 comments
I don't yet have a Tec-9 7 comments
Rock by EA 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Sisyphus begins to push new rock ... ([oooh] soft moan). He stops, looks around, seeing no one he resumes pushing ... "... ahhhh, push me harder Senpai!" Immediately steps back in horror, eyes wide. Pushes again... (oooh Senpai, your hands are so strong.) Shoves hard, rock lurches froward..forward... Sisyphus drops to ground and rock crushes him.
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Character name: The Doctor 11 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Alfred Pennyworth, I'll leave it up to the discussion to determine if I need to define why.
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