Wait, we're forgetting a real possibility. They COULD ... just re-release the original Windows 95..

Windows 95b

Depends on which animal was the non-human... clearly dinosaurs since the great texts illustrate Jesus riding a T-rex

BUT WHAT MOTIVE!? oh right, pressuring NATO to back off support to Ukraine. Hmmm. Yup, they done gone & done it.

Mad psychologists decided that "the ice pick lobotomy" was peak mental health treatment for depression less than 70 years ago.

Sith killer on lizard thriller.

(Show-writers...) : "heh-heh... God wills it."

Well.. ok. (Packs my things... opens map, throw dart) thunk.
Hey ... Poland! Would you be happy taxing a billionaire 40% of their income if they move their multi-billion dollar business to your country?
"$400M a year per billion earned to fight Russians? Witamy!"
What if my business pollutes a lot and I don't pay workers enough?
"With what you pay in taxes, we'll cover environmental systems, Healthcare, retirement, and go 50/50 on insurance so you can increase pay. Tak?"

But ... she's ORANGE! with purple hair? I mean, I get the cup but did any one else see... (YES, we ALL saw! Shuddup).

Hmmm, so.. if I make a billion dollars, I pay almost 400M in tax. That's more than my district at TXDOT spends in a year for everything; and we cover 10 counties with 3 cities over 100,000 population.