(Yeet it out the stone, stab all the politicians, as Supreme ruler - pardons myself, declares new election rules, sits over new elections, stabs all election riggers, pardons self again, repeat... most everyone agrees elections now fair (322 dogs elected to congress) "Right" schoops sword back into stone, yeet back into lake) .. "I'm out".

You hear that?.. ... that's a SNAP comeback heard round the world.

This is how you do taxes.... "That's it? So why do our parents freak out every year?" ... Because this is with play money and that is with THEIR, very real money.
Also, hold this doll. It represents your kid. ... "Ok, .. heh... thats... kinds neat." Now take these tickets to that concert you always wanted to go to... "Awesome!" ... and sell them on Craigslist because doll kid wants a dog and won't stop crying until you get them one. .. "Awwuh" uh oh... doll dog ate chocolate, now you eat bagged lunch for 3 months to pay the vet.

I want 5 episodes of the TV comedy Frasier reenacted by any actor whose name is actually any spelling of Frazier. ...

Ditto

Fu@& you, won't do what you tell me..

Taken by the fae and they make me do road and bridge maintenance.

Dr. Frankenstein is a monster for experimenting with human remains without consent, authority or peer review.

SoooommmmmmmeeeBODY once told me, the world is gonna roll me..

Having worked on rent houses owned by my parents, I can tell you that there are good renters and bad ones. The bad ones pay late, say "you can try to evict me but I'll still get 90 days until it's official and THEN I can sue you in court for discrimination and drag it out over 6 more months and never pay one penny in rent during the whole time!" Of course, if you have a camera recording them make this statement and only a handshake rental agreement, it DOES tend to make the judge favor your position much faster. Security deposit / last month's rent was gone by the time we pulled the carpet from the front room. Dog feces in every carpet, they painted walls black, holes in ceiling, rot from water leaks.
I write contracts for a living now, and can tell you, if EVER I own a rent house for people to try to freeload on me.. they. will. NOT.

They'll b the ones defending schools and citizens from the raging police state.

So.. girth and capacity matters... hmmm.

The black guy?

Have you SEEN the women of Ukraine? They don't need fake profiles. The wives & girlfriends of soldiers are catfishing tye blyat to their doom.

Me, knowing nothing of Morrowmimd.. "Ladies.. Helllo."

My mother is not a feminist, that means she doesn't believe in equal rights for ME. She believes herself better than anyone and always says so when only I'm around to hear (and record).

My ancestors are Polish / Ukrainian, Scotch / Irish. Hit me with your .. "truth".