(oo) .. and?

Lies, have tried so many different way of attracting monsters, none effective. It's as if they were all afraid mof me, ( lol ) like I'm some kinda... crap...I may be a MC in a Japanese Anime.

"I identify as an M1Abrams tank... "

You weren't in school with kids who bullied you then.

Throw the magic Frisbee.

My bully was sick consecutive 3 days from March of senior year and I got so relaxed there wasn't need of executing the extremely well planned and modestly prepared for "incident".

Not the maniac we want, the maniac we deserve.

Not if they don't get permission...

Big, little or short or tall... wish I coulda kept them allll. Mmmmm, I loved them every one.

Ooh damn... tough call.

My mother has demanded at the end of every day "You didn't get as much done today as you TAUGHT you were going to.. DID you?" (And that is not autocorrect, she literally says 'taught' instead for 'thought')

Plus, you got Android 18 to let you hit that. My man, you.. are... cool.

Ohmagawdno! (Not really a word - millennial speak)

False, Texas don't ride bikes.

Gary Busey. Mickey Rourke as VP.

So.. I could conceivably get a job for the government whereby I walk the forest daily and collects all the new bodies? Ride around in electric cart i not scare the animals, offer rides and advice to the people walking the forest also... some ghosts too. Keep it tidy & free of litter. Cremate remains and dispose properly. Patron Saint of lost souls. ... sounds like a Manga.

I'd be offended if you didn't.

Someone (looking at you guest) explain why generals in WWI wanted to get rid of the new helmets because so many soldiers were being brought in with head injuries.

...and that's why HE'S in charge!