UuhhUUHHH.. Uh uh. AAHAAHAAAH.... Uhum UHHUHUUAAAAHHA 20 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
(Hack, cough) gotta kill them cancer cells, chemo ain't working by itself.
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It be like that 20 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
@guest_ ponder that you currently are on a spectrum between alive and not alive. Breathing makes you more pink while not more blue. Somewhere between total dark and fairly bright. . .. and at some point, you've typed JUST enough to capture people's awe of your depth & breath of knowledge.. but you keep pushing. You are the red shift my dude. The number 3 is ALWAYS red for my synesthesia. You, are always moving further down the spectrum. .. little #3 matchbox car.
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Life goals! 6 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
(0o) you think Legos.. is stress relief? The colors have to all match, cannot stack two vertical seams atop one another, where am I going to fine 97 feet of wire for my scale building of a walking dragline! (Meh, I used green cotton string when I was 8, it was taller than me... and worked (gears, bucket in - out, pivot, counterweight... everything)... cam not find the one Polaroid of me with it.
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When Tinder doesn't work .. 14 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
May I have it.. hmm .. oh o terribly sorry ... may I have 'them? We've struck up conversations and are now negotiating situation.
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Truely the best society 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
(Reverse hate speech saying Europe is great) .. "If Europe was so great, why did EVERY explorer from there try SO hard to leave?"
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The shyboi 3 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
The light at the end of the tunnel... is a bear carrying the arm of the guy he just ate and his google watch is regaining connectivity. Oh look, she's got 3 baby bears.. to feed.
Indeed 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
I am the shoulder that bears the grindstone, I am the cog upon which the world turns, none may know my name, nor even I exist, but should I not, their world shall burn.
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When Tinder doesn't work .. 14 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Ha ha , no. ( I'm under karlboll's bed ).. there IS this other thing down here. It's all hair & intestines. Hisses at me when I try to grab it. Smell like sulfur.
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When Tinder doesn't work .. 14 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
(00) ... what if ... I'M... the monster? (OO) .. I'm ammendable to that. Yes.
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When Tinder doesn't work .. 14 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Lies, have tried so many different way of attracting monsters, none effective. It's as if they were all afraid mof me, ( lol ) like I'm some kinda... crap...I may be a MC in a Japanese Anime.
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It’s a double standard 23 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Dude, just TELL her you're 6 ft - 2... she's not gonna ask if the "2" is inches or millimeters and as long as you don't correct her (always a mistake) you're good. Can even imply that the dash 2 represents a negative number if you're really 5ft 10inches. It's all about being honest... and sneaky.
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Story time in the comments please 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
My bully was sick consecutive 3 days from March of senior year and I got so relaxed there wasn't need of executing the extremely well planned and modestly prepared for "incident".
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Goblin slayer did nothing wrong 1 comments
If you build it, they will cum 1 comments
That anime was my first real awakening 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Big, little or short or tall... wish I coulda kept them allll. Mmmmm, I loved them every one.
You do you and feel good about it 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
My mother has demanded at the end of every day "You didn't get as much done today as you TAUGHT you were going to.. DID you?" (And that is not autocorrect, she literally says 'taught' instead for 'thought')
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Just my daily constitutional 2 comments
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