Your point is valid, but the profanity diminishes your provenance as a reputable informer.

I'll push it towards the lower left leg of the bed.

Look at these killer abs.
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@guest_ ponder that you currently are on a spectrum between alive and not alive. Breathing makes you more pink while not more blue. Somewhere between total dark and fairly bright. . .. and at some point, you've typed JUST enough to capture people's awe of your depth & breath of knowledge.. but you keep pushing. You are the red shift my dude. The number 3 is ALWAYS red for my synesthesia. You, are always moving further down the spectrum. .. little #3 matchbox car.

May I have it.. hmm .. oh o terribly sorry ... may I have 'them? We've struck up conversations and are now negotiating situation.

(Reverse hate speech saying Europe is great) .. "If Europe was so great, why did EVERY explorer from there try SO hard to leave?"

The light at the end of the tunnel... is a bear carrying the arm of the guy he just ate and his google watch is regaining connectivity. Oh look, she's got 3 baby bears.. to feed.

Ha ha , no. ( I'm under karlboll's bed ).. there IS this other thing down here. It's all hair & intestines. Hisses at me when I try to grab it. Smell like sulfur.

I might be, come look. (- -)..

(00) ... what if ... I'M... the monster? (OO) .. I'm ammendable to that. Yes.

Dude, just TELL her you're 6 ft - 2... she's not gonna ask if the "2" is inches or millimeters and as long as you don't correct her (always a mistake) you're good. Can even imply that the dash 2 represents a negative number if you're really 5ft 10inches. It's all about being honest... and sneaky.

Bur she loves me!