Potatoes! 1 comments
He he he 4 comments
These things are complicated 2 comments
The word Electrician has the same roots as Magician 4 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
Your point is valid, but the profanity diminishes your provenance as a reputable informer.
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Fortunate Son ofc 5 comments
When Tinder doesn't work .. 14 comments
UuhhUUHHH.. Uh uh. AAHAAHAAAH.... Uhum UHHUHUUAAAAHHA 20 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
(Hack, cough) gotta kill them cancer cells, chemo ain't working by itself.
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It be like that 20 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
@guest_ ponder that you currently are on a spectrum between alive and not alive. Breathing makes you more pink while not more blue. Somewhere between total dark and fairly bright. . .. and at some point, you've typed JUST enough to capture people's awe of your depth & breath of knowledge.. but you keep pushing. You are the red shift my dude. The number 3 is ALWAYS red for my synesthesia. You, are always moving further down the spectrum. .. little #3 matchbox car.
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Life goals! 6 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
(0o) you think Legos.. is stress relief? The colors have to all match, cannot stack two vertical seams atop one another, where am I going to fine 97 feet of wire for my scale building of a walking dragline! (Meh, I used green cotton string when I was 8, it was taller than me... and worked (gears, bucket in - out, pivot, counterweight... everything)... cam not find the one Polaroid of me with it.
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When Tinder doesn't work .. 14 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
May I have it.. hmm .. oh o terribly sorry ... may I have 'them? We've struck up conversations and are now negotiating situation.
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Truely the best society 2 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
(Reverse hate speech saying Europe is great) .. "If Europe was so great, why did EVERY explorer from there try SO hard to leave?"
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The shyboi 3 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
The light at the end of the tunnel... is a bear carrying the arm of the guy he just ate and his google watch is regaining connectivity. Oh look, she's got 3 baby bears.. to feed.
Indeed 2 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
I am the shoulder that bears the grindstone, I am the cog upon which the world turns, none may know my name, nor even I exist, but should I not, their world shall burn.
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When Tinder doesn't work .. 14 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
Ha ha , no. ( I'm under karlboll's bed ).. there IS this other thing down here. It's all hair & intestines. Hisses at me when I try to grab it. Smell like sulfur.
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When Tinder doesn't work .. 14 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
(00) ... what if ... I'M... the monster? (OO) .. I'm ammendable to that. Yes.
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When Tinder doesn't work .. 14 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
Lies, have tried so many different way of attracting monsters, none effective. It's as if they were all afraid mof me, ( lol ) like I'm some kinda... crap...I may be a MC in a Japanese Anime.
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It’s a double standard 23 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
Dude, just TELL her you're 6 ft - 2... she's not gonna ask if the "2" is inches or millimeters and as long as you don't correct her (always a mistake) you're good. Can even imply that the dash 2 represents a negative number if you're really 5ft 10inches. It's all about being honest... and sneaky.
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7. Pizza rolls