We're going to war to save the (insert "victim" here) from the (inset common derogatory term describing commonly mistrusted / disliked "villian" here) and their (insert annoying / tragic event here).
We're going to war to save the innocent insurance agencies from the fascist superheros and their constantly fighting and destroying buildings in cities.

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Why?

At first I was like... thats.. and then I heard The Rick-roll.

Do you take this penis, to have and to hold, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, for better or worse, until death do you part?

Have ya ever played Tank Battle on Atari 2600?

For those who are unaware, THIS is one of the few allowable uses of time travel that the council permits. They aren't "lost", they're just "organized differently in time / space"

If both love me, a third dimension makes situation more tangible but also more likely to walk out and start her own only-fans site.

Play The Venga Bus is Comin' on repeat for hours. If you're going to lose them , add trauma.

If I believe some magical box can possibly contain everything I've ever lost, first thing I'm digging for is my sanity or meds.

Dead it is then.

From the makers of chemicals that turn the frogs gay, comes.. neuter-sol.

Yup. Asked for a sign, there it is. Proof we need a new, new plague.

Update, those wreck ALL the time.

I shall subsist upon this earth as the plague it so righteously deserves.

Saw the video on youtube. Apparently he ACTUALLY fills out the little clay tablet in cuneiform to register a complaint.

(00) .. both?

From this post I infer that: summt'in was started. If this was in error, there should have NOT been summt'in started in order for there to not BE.. nuthin'

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