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Females actually grow manes on rare occasions 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
"Females grow manes on rare occasions." ... uh huh .. "FEmales... riiiggghhhtt. Nvm, in one context, Bible supports gay lion marriage and child rearing; in another its Trans-marriage / rights. Either way, it's Canon now.
Sombreros strike back 5 comments
History is repeating itself 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
New sign at zoo, "If you enter enclosures with animals, you join their food chain. Whether it be above or below is up to you; but once you are in, you become zoo property."
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escanor 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
YOU CAME AFTER ME KNOWING I WAS LEAVING IN PAIN... BUT DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE COMMIN' WITH ME! AAARRRGGGGHHHHH! POW!
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I hate running around in circles 1 comments
Which one are y'all picking? 6 comments
Meownt everest 3 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Poland cat stands watch for either Germans or Russians to invade; caring not which comes first, only that they shall never leave.
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Fillosuffee 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
We're going to war to save the (insert "victim" here) from the (inset common derogatory term describing commonly mistrusted / disliked "villian" here) and their (insert annoying / tragic event here).
We're going to war to save the innocent insurance agencies from the fascist superheros and their constantly fighting and destroying buildings in cities.
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We're going to war to save the innocent insurance agencies from the fascist superheros and their constantly fighting and destroying buildings in cities.
The first Phonetic Alphabet 1888 2 comments
Maybe they will make agent 008 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
..and they CAN. (Spoilers) AND she can BE 007, because James Bond isn't 007 any more because he quit after the attack by SPECTRE in Italy. Oh wait, that's what happens in the movie.
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When you realize 2012 was 17 years ago 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Math is always changing. It's called inflation. Whole universe is doin' that shite.
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You're acting rather suspicious Potter 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Do you take this penis, to have and to hold, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, for better or worse, until death do you part?
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If 90s Jennifer Connelly doesn't make you feel anything, you are dead 3 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
I have tried this. The effect is diminished by awareness that all I shall ever see is pictures and 2D renderings. The dimension third shall never be mine. Instead, I shall dedicate my mind towars ending humanity. Give me boobs or give me death, and at this age I lean toward the latter.
The Library of Alexandria of Film 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
For those who are unaware, THIS is one of the few allowable uses of time travel that the council permits. They aren't "lost", they're just "organized differently in time / space"
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Unfortunately picking both options is not an option, however making up a third option 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
If both love me, a third dimension makes situation more tangible but also more likely to walk out and start her own only-fans site.
One man + many women ≈ ? Mmmmmm? (Ponder) bus ride? Spin class? .. doesn't have the same vibe.