"Females grow manes on rare occasions." ... uh huh .. "FEmales... riiiggghhhtt. Nvm, in one context, Bible supports gay lion marriage and child rearing; in another its Trans-marriage / rights. Either way, it's Canon now.

He was a true man.

New sign at zoo, "If you enter enclosures with animals, you join their food chain. Whether it be above or below is up to you; but once you are in, you become zoo property."

Six trips to ER for frostbit nips.

YOU CAME AFTER ME KNOWING I WAS LEAVING IN PAIN... BUT DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE COMMIN' WITH ME! AAARRRGGGGHHHHH! POW!

Existence is spherical, it only has a point whn you are far away from it.

...all lowercase.

In a surprising twist, I'll... have the Kinky girlfriend.

Poland cat stands watch for either Germans or Russians to invade; caring not which comes first, only that they shall never leave.

My darlings, we must move to Utah.

We're going to war to save the (insert "victim" here) from the (inset common derogatory term describing commonly mistrusted / disliked "villian" here) and their (insert annoying / tragic event here).
We're going to war to save the innocent insurance agencies from the fascist superheros and their constantly fighting and destroying buildings in cities.

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Why?

At first I was like... thats.. and then I heard The Rick-roll.

Do you take this penis, to have and to hold, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, for better or worse, until death do you part?

Have ya ever played Tank Battle on Atari 2600?

For those who are unaware, THIS is one of the few allowable uses of time travel that the council permits. They aren't "lost", they're just "organized differently in time / space"

If both love me, a third dimension makes situation more tangible but also more likely to walk out and start her own only-fans site.