The sphere tells you how to make the bread, glass and gun.
Bread is already had by Olive Garden.
Can you imagine the glass falling into the ocean and landing on its side? Waterworld.
The health insurance companies and NRA are forver keeping the gun hidden.

I have literally voted "None of the Above" for president... twice.

You have the report you filed with my service plan that says my phone is missing pieces? Good, go to that work st as tion and email it to me and the better business bureau, here is their email. I want written confirmation of what you say is wrong with my phone that hasn't been opened except by you since I bought it. Be sure to include your name as service tech.

Please be like bob and don't comment something that has already been commented twenty times.
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Increase in global heat causes breasts to shrink by melting fat in the body according to a study I just made up but DAMN that would work wouldn't it?

Well, I mean.. her mouth IS open.

The weathe.nope.... the air is.. aw no. Hmmm. Well, no one from space is invading the Earth at the moment.

Them brain curls shining through

I think I paid my taxes on April 15th.

(Loudest Dalek voice) EXPLAIN! (Doctor Who) Anna Elisabeth "Anneliese" Michel was a German woman who underwent 67 Catholic exorcism rites during the year before her death. She died of malnutrition, for which her parents and priest were convicted of negligent homicide. - Wikipedia. So you see my old nemesis, humans know how to be just as cruel as you.

Yes yes.Yes.. constantly happening with zero ill effects. WE KNOW ALREADY.

To understand the minds of those whom have suffered, one must truly suffer. There is no easy path for this but to walk in blood.

Two words, Sam Winchester. Velms is all over the map, good for her to explore.

Ponders... (grabs shovel & keys to backhoe).. I'll be right back..

According to history, this is perfectly acceptable even if neither of them ever end up with a husband.

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Impossible... this sounds too much like an actual CIA plan.

Bang.. see ya space cowboy.

Fury Road was not of the Mad Max series; but of the telling of a man who called himself Max. He was the feral child on the bus to the sea when Mad Max led the Ravagers out into the Outback. Now, he calls back onto that name, to draw power from the one he witnessed drive off to certain death.

Japan got nuked and all the brains got tentacle porn.