Thus the need to increase the size of average melons.

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Ah ysss. Tha fine smokie flaver ya ne'r get wit da Scottish whiskey.

Just like God. Sees a woman be happy outside of his control and immediately start apocalypse-ing.

Looks like a day off.

Worth it.

... the death breathers..

Is she single? Maybe slightly desperate to escape to dystopian Texas?

The sphere tells you how to make the bread, glass and gun.
Bread is already had by Olive Garden.
Can you imagine the glass falling into the ocean and landing on its side? Waterworld.
The health insurance companies and NRA are forver keeping the gun hidden.

I have literally voted "None of the Above" for president... twice.

You have the report you filed with my service plan that says my phone is missing pieces? Good, go to that work st as tion and email it to me and the better business bureau, here is their email. I want written confirmation of what you say is wrong with my phone that hasn't been opened except by you since I bought it. Be sure to include your name as service tech.

Please be like bob and don't comment something that has already been commented twenty times.
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Increase in global heat causes breasts to shrink by melting fat in the body according to a study I just made up but DAMN that would work wouldn't it?

Well, I mean.. her mouth IS open.

The weathe.nope.... the air is.. aw no. Hmmm. Well, no one from space is invading the Earth at the moment.

Them brain curls shining through

I think I paid my taxes on April 15th.