The abstainers have enough funds and lack of morals to have the masturbators do their work for them. "I say you uncouth vagabond, tease my periwinkle unto completion and I shall fund your supper with extra gravy."

I just need some more grease to get my hand in deeper.
Do you want to lick the batter off?
Does this smell rancid?
I've eaten your mother's cooking, you'll have no problem swallowing this.

esto es el camino.

Depends on how you treat it day to day. Currently my cholesterol is low (both HDL & LDL), blood pressure should've killed me 5 years ago but I cannot die (can't die of stroke if stroke is all you do), but man, I gotta tell ya, as a 44 year old virgin, the depression has started to make me angry, and the anger is making me strong. Feel the super villian vibes..

You mean like is happening now?

Breast plate AND a cod piece? Worth it.

Stop resisting or ill use the taser.

Busta cappa.

Sure.. because the best way to control ideas is to patent them and control the patent.

Thus the need to increase the size of average melons.

Ph

Ah ysss. Tha fine smokie flaver ya ne'r get wit da Scottish whiskey.

Just like God. Sees a woman be happy outside of his control and immediately start apocalypse-ing.

Looks like a day off.

Worth it.

... the death breathers..

Is she single? Maybe slightly desperate to escape to dystopian Texas?