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Orb 12 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
You may be having a stroke.
I was told that this accurate for women with larger than average melons 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
..and I you friend guest_. Your statement here, feels both a compliment and distress. Impressive to give both simultaneously.
Me on the other hand, I just do what the voices in my head tell me to. No, don't write that you idiot. NO, DONT wri.. you're just doing this to annoy me back, aren't you?
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Me on the other hand, I just do what the voices in my head tell me to. No, don't write that you idiot. NO, DONT wri.. you're just doing this to annoy me back, aren't you?
Be the change you wish to see in the world 2 comments
Cartoon from 1875 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
The abstainers have enough funds and lack of morals to have the masturbators do their work for them. "I say you uncouth vagabond, tease my periwinkle unto completion and I shall fund your supper with extra gravy."
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I'll go first: Mom, can you pass me the olive oil? 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
I just need some more grease to get my hand in deeper.
Do you want to lick the batter off?
Does this smell rancid?
I've eaten your mother's cooking, you'll have no problem swallowing this.
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Do you want to lick the batter off?
Does this smell rancid?
I've eaten your mother's cooking, you'll have no problem swallowing this.
LoL sucks 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Depends on how you treat it day to day. Currently my cholesterol is low (both HDL & LDL), blood pressure should've killed me 5 years ago but I cannot die (can't die of stroke if stroke is all you do), but man, I gotta tell ya, as a 44 year old virgin, the depression has started to make me angry, and the anger is making me strong. Feel the super villian vibes..
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“Don’t tell me again I was too fast” 4 comments
The protestant reformation actually made the church more anti-science 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Sure.. because the best way to control ideas is to patent them and control the patent.
This looks like a very tense living situation 12 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Arrest implies these people are within guarded custody and not "lost wandering the great arboreal rain forests of western Canada."
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Terrible waifu choice #5 15 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
This has been "Thinking with the big brain" by guest_. And now, with a counter argument, we present "thinking with the little brain" - Don't care, she's pretty "
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Hmm yes this whiskey tastes like flame 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Ah ysss. Tha fine smokie flaver ya ne'r get wit da Scottish whiskey.
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Edited 1 year ago
My hope for humanity is lost 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Just like God. Sees a woman be happy outside of his control and immediately start apocalypse-ing.
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