Congratulations 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Technically infected with lower abdominal parasite
A pirate’s life for me :) 2 comments
Gotta charge my car for 1 hour real quick 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Ehh I don't know... electric car and solar panels, silent even with AC on, no fuel required so make surplus molotov.. oh, have to stop for service update.. wow internet is SO slow.
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Can't touch the Polish 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Possible reasons: 1. Even then, people didn't want to go to Poland. 2. Polish are so tough, can survive plague, Mongols, French and Russians. 3. Polish Mafia vaccinated it's own people before issuing first strike of biological warfare upon Europe. 4.. "WAIT... what was that last one?"
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Orb 12 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Tidbit of forbidden knowledge, apparently electrical cable pulling lube is body safe and non toxic.
Anon is a sensitive feggot 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
I can offer only my shared frustration. If you would share the name of the OPs Normie.. I'll go have a talk with him about statistics. "Hey Normie, take 9 cash bills out of your wallet, the serial number is 11 digits, so that's 99 numbers (0 to 9)... right? So there should be exactly 11 of each number... eleven 0, eleven 1s etc... RIIIGGHTTT?
IF get 11 of each number, I'll double your money, if not, I get to kick you in the balls the number of difference. Sound fun? Fun fact, one of the best books on statistics "How To Lie With Statistics".
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Edited 1 year ago
IF get 11 of each number, I'll double your money, if not, I get to kick you in the balls the number of difference. Sound fun? Fun fact, one of the best books on statistics "How To Lie With Statistics".
I was told that this accurate for women with larger than average melons 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
..and I you friend guest_. Your statement here, feels both a compliment and distress. Impressive to give both simultaneously.
Me on the other hand, I just do what the voices in my head tell me to. No, don't write that you idiot. NO, DONT wri.. you're just doing this to annoy me back, aren't you?
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Me on the other hand, I just do what the voices in my head tell me to. No, don't write that you idiot. NO, DONT wri.. you're just doing this to annoy me back, aren't you?
Be the change you wish to see in the world 2 comments
Cartoon from 1875 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
The abstainers have enough funds and lack of morals to have the masturbators do their work for them. "I say you uncouth vagabond, tease my periwinkle unto completion and I shall fund your supper with extra gravy."
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I'll go first: Mom, can you pass me the olive oil? 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
I just need some more grease to get my hand in deeper.
Do you want to lick the batter off?
Does this smell rancid?
I've eaten your mother's cooking, you'll have no problem swallowing this.
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Do you want to lick the batter off?
Does this smell rancid?
I've eaten your mother's cooking, you'll have no problem swallowing this.
LoL sucks 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Depends on how you treat it day to day. Currently my cholesterol is low (both HDL & LDL), blood pressure should've killed me 5 years ago but I cannot die (can't die of stroke if stroke is all you do), but man, I gotta tell ya, as a 44 year old virgin, the depression has started to make me angry, and the anger is making me strong. Feel the super villian vibes..
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“Don’t tell me again I was too fast” 4 comments
The protestant reformation actually made the church more anti-science 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Sure.. because the best way to control ideas is to patent them and control the patent.