The secret ingredient is theft.

Ride his face - I'm getting a C-pap machine.. might work for that better than a snorkle.
Weight - I'm a guy, lost 22 lbs in 4 months eating MY way and almost never felt hungry (BTW, MY way is lean chicken & beef, select carbs, includes nachos and ice cream) I can cook for us to slim if you want, but I will NOT tolerate being unhealthy eating or too skinny.

I view this as an absolute win..

N...

Yyeah, I've GOT those hiars everywhere except where would be considered plumage.

Would never happen. I'd NEVER expose someone I loved to my parents... well, definitely not my mother.

Yes, the Christian ideal to avoid the sin of sex is to commit the sin of lies.

Technically, that says more about HER than it does of him. (Sophisticated Victorian affluent female) "Oh my, you are an obstinate, gruff brute with zero social skills, barely speak say for grunts, peruse only the fleas in your gorilla siblings, and.. my what physicality... do you.. play rugby my good Tarzan? Perhaps I could accompany you (twirls dtrand of her hair)... maybe we could... afterward.."
Thinking to herself - "I can change him. If not, to be a footballers girlfriend. Oh that Elizabeth shall be SO jealous."

Dems ma boys

In the multiverse of Velma there are infinite variations, but only one is hated so universally.

Anon has been adopted by his forever extrovert.

Jesus fu(&ing christ, look at the size of that hole!

Haha, Frank.

What, has you problem with dark haired girl wanting blondes? Is she not still Arabian princess? To be sold by father into marriage? Dating handsome rogue? Prisoner in palace? How silly you must feels.

Give me a mind control symbol which I can put on highways under the heading "if you're more than 5 over speed limit and aren't in emergency response, shit your pants now."

First episode should be just regular day at office, delivery, nay minor shenanigans, drop off box of fruit to CItadel of Ricks..Rick's... find it destroyed. Hijinks ensue when Velma appears to investigate

2003 was 20 years ago.

...because professionals have standards

This is one Google got wrong

This is only as bad as we find it. Let's start over on one side, make piles of like product, put possibly or clearly damaged ones on a separate pallet. See what's what in an hour.