I hate it when that happens 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Mine is May 9, 2065, 9:08 PM, heart failure. Death and me go way back. It told me this in parting after making a deal for me to soul-broker / hold & carry souls until then, and reap for 300,000 souls after I die. D got the shit end of the deal; or so I thought... I can't go heaven or hell when I die, but also can't kill myself. Permanent injury though? Oh yeah. Being really cautious.
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Even the most nationalist among us don't defend the imperial system 7 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Biggest problem with imperial is use of fractions instead of decimal. Quick- which is smaller.. 19/32, 5/8, or 37/64 (0.593 vs. 0.625 vs 0.578)
Inches and feet are commonplace because they are pretty close to average width of thumb and shoe. Know why a meter is 1 meter long? Because someone decided that I cubic meter of water weighed 1,000 kilos, but then they had to decide what 1 kilo weighed and to do that they had to set a rate of gravitationalacceleration... and they based it upon 9.8 meters per second sqrd. So why not change length of a second to get 10 meters per second sqrd. Because a second is EXACTLY
9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom... why not 10 billion even? Cause that messes with everything else.
It IS all arbitrary, we literally can make up a new system any day and use it.
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Inches and feet are commonplace because they are pretty close to average width of thumb and shoe. Know why a meter is 1 meter long? Because someone decided that I cubic meter of water weighed 1,000 kilos, but then they had to decide what 1 kilo weighed and to do that they had to set a rate of gravitationalacceleration... and they based it upon 9.8 meters per second sqrd. So why not change length of a second to get 10 meters per second sqrd. Because a second is EXACTLY
9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom... why not 10 billion even? Cause that messes with everything else.
It IS all arbitrary, we literally can make up a new system any day and use it.
I see you. You look great! 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Ride his face - I'm getting a C-pap machine.. might work for that better than a snorkle.
Weight - I'm a guy, lost 22 lbs in 4 months eating MY way and almost never felt hungry (BTW, MY way is lean chicken & beef, select carbs, includes nachos and ice cream) I can cook for us to slim if you want, but I will NOT tolerate being unhealthy eating or too skinny.
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Weight - I'm a guy, lost 22 lbs in 4 months eating MY way and almost never felt hungry (BTW, MY way is lean chicken & beef, select carbs, includes nachos and ice cream) I can cook for us to slim if you want, but I will NOT tolerate being unhealthy eating or too skinny.
Yeah, same actually 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Yyeah, I've GOT those hiars everywhere except where would be considered plumage.
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Comfy, Mom and Dad 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Would never happen. I'd NEVER expose someone I loved to my parents... well, definitely not my mother.
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I don't think the back rub one would be a good deterrent 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Yes, the Christian ideal to avoid the sin of sex is to commit the sin of lies.
I am very sad ha ha 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Technically, that says more about HER than it does of him. (Sophisticated Victorian affluent female) "Oh my, you are an obstinate, gruff brute with zero social skills, barely speak say for grunts, peruse only the fleas in your gorilla siblings, and.. my what physicality... do you.. play rugby my good Tarzan? Perhaps I could accompany you (twirls dtrand of her hair)... maybe we could... afterward.."
Thinking to herself - "I can change him. If not, to be a footballers girlfriend. Oh that Elizabeth shall be SO jealous."
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Thinking to herself - "I can change him. If not, to be a footballers girlfriend. Oh that Elizabeth shall be SO jealous."
Futurama is coming back! 5 comments
Velma vs velma 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
In the multiverse of Velma there are infinite variations, but only one is hated so universally.
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Mega wholesome if true 2 comments
Not great, not terrible 7 comments
This would totally be fine with the people on Twitter, right? 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
What, has you problem with dark haired girl wanting blondes? Is she not still Arabian princess? To be sold by father into marriage? Dating handsome rogue? Prisoner in palace? How silly you must feels.
What would be your wishes? Post in the comments 5 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
Give me a mind control symbol which I can put on highways under the heading "if you're more than 5 over speed limit and aren't in emergency response, shit your pants now."
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Futurama is coming back! 5 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
First episode should be just regular day at office, delivery, nay minor shenanigans, drop off box of fruit to CItadel of Ricks..Rick's... find it destroyed. Hijinks ensue when Velma appears to investigate
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Futurama is coming back! 5 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
It gonna be fun on a bun... if they do it perfectly as I alone have imagined it. .
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: I 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 year ago
You were born in 1993.. the year I started high-school. Jurassic Park, Groundhog day, the original Matrix .. FIRST came out in theaters. Windows 95.. was 2 years away.. "cool" meant "nice", and EVERYONE everywhere was heterosexual (because gay was uncool).
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