Congratulations, you are now best suited to survive climate change.

Thus explains the rise of AI. weebs wanted friends but didn't know how to make them... so they set out to MAKE them.

Yes, 34.. there is a rule about this.

(Passes @guest_ a collection of ancient scroll, tanned by the passage of millenia. Within, a complete history of thine every posting and comment, from dawn of man to eclipse of time. Aside, 34 full wings of libraries.. these are the responses and replies. Finally, a large urn, tall as a man.. Rick Astley's portrait on the side.. tag says, Library of Camalina, Atlantis, circa 3478 BBY)

I fell off the deep end so hard I passed cuthulu on the way down and he dove after trying to save me.

I have hated fractions since grade school. I claim they are the primary reason metric folk make fun of SAE so much rather than just "its not decimal 10.." reset the whole world. New measuring system.. "bananas"... for scale.