Training? No no. We don't do that here.

Right up until Batman: Forever.. then no one laughed

You have to put it in words the red caps can understand. Like this: Global warming will turn your favorite deer lease into a solar / wind farm and wildlife preserve which will prohibit hunting! Hippies will abandon coastal cities as sea level rise sends them to your small, rural town to open decaf, specialty, $9 a cup coffee shops that sell gluten free, pot bagels! Higher daily temperatures are making women's average breasts shrink by a cup size every decade! Hotter fall days may mean high-school football will have shorter season if games are allowed to be played at all! Beef will get naturally leaner as cows lose fat from hotter summers in the South.
...and my best: internet porn addicts suffer as entire industry switches to 100% Pay-to-preview in bid to finance anti-global warming efforts.

Cold weather is what we all SHOULD be striving for. Must stop global warming... Texas CAN get hotter. To make people there understand the danger.. imagine all the white tail deer in Texas died during summer from heat stroke, drought, and starvation. THEN go read about what happened 1953-56 to white tail population. I'll wait here.

Hmm?

Yyyeessss..

(Stands) claps loudly.. @gu.. .. ... st_