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Photographer captured the exact moment I realized I would be bullied for the rest of 1 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
This could've been my 6th grade class photo. Bullied until end of HS. .. THEN... I gained 30 pounds of muscle and grew 3 inches... no bullies around.. God waited until they were safe to let me grow. Don't postpone, plan and attack them now.. when school ends so do your opportunities... burn them.. burn them all. Almost 27 years of hatred unfulfilled.. do it.
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Dynamic confident President 1 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
I've done this but when I wake up I'm strapped to a chair and last time this official looking bug said "..and THAT.. was your 6th life sentence.. next."
Yeah, what's up with that? 1 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
Some men chose to not evolve and wait for the time of the crab.
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I mean, at this point it's just superstition 1 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
THAT.. is the sound of the system working. Shhhh. Let the music play.
Merry christmas to all 600k active users 3 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
Dark are my tribulations and lonely is my journey, to ye whom share their light upon my grim world, bless you all. I shall hold back the darkness another day, for its fear of me is all that keeps it and the howling madness beyond at bay.
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Inert dreary squint 2 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
Hagrid O'Strich (ostrich) - explosives expert.
Inert dreary squint 2 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
Yes.
Godly secret misguided 1 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
It was at this point that God said unto himself .. "HOW TF DID HE SURVIVE? I threw EVERYTHING at him. They didn't even mention the wolves, bears OR bison. What.. what has become of this simple thing I had created. Why won't they die? Why.. won't.. they.. .. die?"
Aubrey Plaza, just sublime 1 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
She is glowing... with hatred.
Maroon Quetzal 1 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
He is full manager, not assistant manager.
Tunnel to another world 4 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
Only if you jump in from the top.
I want to lick her abs 2 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
That's like heterosexual but with extra steps.
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Day 37 of Community Notes posting 1 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
My dude, he BUYS American.. yes lots of $ is US govt $ but it STILL goes to US workers. WE aren't even losing troops. The man asked for ammo, not a ride.. I'd vot Zelenski before Trump.
Did I stutter? 1 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
The girl next door is 87 years old and in the other direction, they cook meth and sell cocaine.
More security on a motorcycle 1 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
Dress for the slide, not the ride.
Wait, hol up? 1 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
She requires no rescue .. only a tank to take hits while she snipes the baddies from over his shoulder.
man 1 comments
inspectora · 44 weeks ago
The naked man fears the ONE pickpocket wearing latex gloves.
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Weather 1 comments
inspectora · 45 weeks ago
Ha ha no.. this...IS... TEXAS!
Tough vagabond young 5 comments
inspectora · 45 weeks ago
Replace wasps with fleas and we're good.
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That actually makes sense 1 comments
inspectora · 45 weeks ago
Star wars checks out... hmmm. DUNE?
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I'm alpha .. apparently 1 comments
inspectora · 45 weeks ago
(00) .. oh God.. based in the latter description... I'M ..an Alpha. .. not prepared for this. Nope ... out.
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Day 34 of Community Notes posting 1 comments
inspectora · 45 weeks ago
..as if anyone could actually MAKE someone worth $700M do actual work. Elon Musk! Go plant potatoes! (Distant yell.. what? .. no.)
Caw caw is best/b/ poster 1 comments
inspectora · 45 weeks ago
The anti-bird surveilence drone.
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So uh, ikea in singapore decided to release a completely black hotdog 1 comments
inspectora · 45 weeks ago
My lord, we have nourishment to serve unto the people. It is a sausage of flesh upon a golden bun elongated to match. "Nay! For I declare only the most METAL feast shall be upon them." (Gordon Ramsey) Oh for F%&$ sake. Just.. ugh.. whatever.. (bite) hmmm, not much for presentation but actually... not bad.
This is why I don't cook 2 comments
inspectora · 45 weeks ago
(Gordon Ramsey) YOU DONKEY! Do you not understand how to make simple eggs? You made this recipe so American it LITERALLY looks like you are cooking "crack".
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