More people should open carry sabers.

Captain cat girl from Treasure Planet.
Every red-head from Disney history... ever.

Spicy tacos get to ride the lightning

We're more like 2/3 the way to the end. Far beyond the beginning of the end.

Malicious compliance is the best compliance.

...you had better HOPE this chair shocks the hell outta you.

When God closes a door.. maybe it's for a fukin' reason. (God, stepping through door back into heaven; slamming it heavily. Sheer panic upon thine face. Archangel asks.. "Father.. what..." "NO!... spiders with wings...(oo') .. this door, stays closed .. forever." Archangel...panicked.. "...on your shoulder..." (00').

Steve!

Was going to say that piece of glass is a little dirty. Dang dude. Noice.

There's toy trains and Legos in back seat. Siren doesn't work.

Since 2016, I'm on my 7th suicide attempt which I call "suicide by steak". I just eat what I want and wait for heart disease. Unfortunately frequent heavy physical work outside hampers the effect.

1998.

Ain't nobody got time fa dat!

-i ... y'all get this.. right?

Amazon shopping "cat ears for guys".

It burns my eyes.