The haunted souls of the truly damned.

Obviously I've played more Russian roulette than you. Know what I call losing there? Hearing the 6th "click" in a row. Old ammunition isnt as reliable, but loneliness can do worse than kill.

(Sigh) and how would anyone know if I ALREADY WAS such a man? Women running to the open arms / jaws of bears rather than talk to me?
Me: "HI, hello." Every woman in the woods: "RAPIST! SAVE ME BEAR!"
Or is the meme allow those trustworthy men to be seen differently somehow?

Interesting game. The only winning move is.. not to play.

I really feel like my bestest option right now is to try to find the bear and hope it kills me before a woman comes along. Then she can see the bear is dangerous... and I could finally be trusted. Dead men are trustworthy... I hope.

You don't deserve that man.

Mouse can't handle the responsibility of more pets and moves out.

Serial killers don't murder dogs (except chihuahuas)... we have a standards of practice committee that enforces this rule.

Our Lird and Savior

Obviously, you have never poked a bear.

The moon is flat. Prior to 1300 is was viewed edge-on but has since rotated due to Saitima jumping to earth.

Nice