elonIsAComedyGenius 1 comments
inspectora
· 23 weeks ago
? Umm.. thank.. you?
When The Cat 8 comments
Bruising dropped fast 4 comments
inspectora
· 24 weeks ago
Death is a sweet release I shall never taste because spite and self loathing have made me bitter and immortal.
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Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 6 comments
inspectora
· 24 weeks ago
Obviously I've played more Russian roulette than you. Know what I call losing there? Hearing the 6th "click" in a row. Old ammunition isnt as reliable, but loneliness can do worse than kill.
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Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 6 comments
inspectora
· 24 weeks ago
(Sigh) and how would anyone know if I ALREADY WAS such a man? Women running to the open arms / jaws of bears rather than talk to me?
Me: "HI, hello." Every woman in the woods: "RAPIST! SAVE ME BEAR!"
Or is the meme allow those trustworthy men to be seen differently somehow?
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Me: "HI, hello." Every woman in the woods: "RAPIST! SAVE ME BEAR!"
Or is the meme allow those trustworthy men to be seen differently somehow?
Perspective 3 comments
Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 6 comments
inspectora
· 25 weeks ago
I really feel like my bestest option right now is to try to find the bear and hope it kills me before a woman comes along. Then she can see the bear is dangerous... and I could finally be trusted. Dead men are trustworthy... I hope.
Billionaire Jeff Bezos Is Funding a Lab to Extend His Life 2 comments
inspectora
· 25 weeks ago
LIVE on THIS planet... hmmm (checks) nope, space travel not doable yet. OK, then we addresss this "living" problem.
We're all going to make it 1 comments
inspectora
· 25 weeks ago
Pictures of wife (noticeably out of focus and dark room) "she's just really tired of sexing me 9 times a day. Maybe the ... ...
No.. y'know.. happy for the guy if he won the lotto like that. Good on them.
No.. y'know.. happy for the guy if he won the lotto like that. Good on them.
I see what you did there 2 comments
inspectora
· 25 weeks ago
Serial killers don't murder dogs (except chihuahuas)... we have a standards of practice committee that enforces this rule.
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Ming-Na Wen, 1998 vs 2020 2 comments
inspectora
· 25 weeks ago
All those in favor of universal appreciation to how this woman has improved in the years between?
It's the meme that keeps on giving. 2 comments
inspectora
· 25 weeks ago
I KNOW I'm gonna regret this segue but if violence is the inevitable outcome, someone should point out the common denominator ... Has anyone asked who the bear would choose to fight?
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Uncontrolled nappy gilded 2 comments