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Lawl reddit things 1 comments
inspectora · 9 weeks ago
Thus we need a prison for punishing criminals for crimes they've committed already and a second prison system for preventing crimes yet to be. A "pre-crime" jail .. if you will.
(Voice in my head: that's just high-school with extra steps)
Ahead Bee 12 comments
inspectora · 9 weeks ago
Roadway maintenance engineer.
Nebulous blame bossy 3 comments
inspectora · 9 weeks ago
How DARE you insult my existential void existence. Cancel. ..lol, nah, you ok.
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Metallurgical helpless remorseful 2 comments
inspectora · 9 weeks ago
(oo) .. hmm, hair? (oo) wat hair? (oo) hmm, hair?
When The Cat 8 comments
inspectora · 10 weeks ago
(Stares like your mother) (<> , <>) (telepathy) ~~~don't ~~~
Take their place 1 comments
inspectora · 10 weeks ago
Name 1 movie outside porn and the '50 shades of Grey" franchise that has an actual sex scene..
Freight telepathic deadly 1 comments
inspectora · 10 weeks ago
Damn dude. Cut to the BONE.
Longhousing 2 comments
inspectora · 10 weeks ago
Point of order... there's (points toward the black, infinite void) .. NO PEOPLE... out there... (oo)...(00)! Rocketship hoooo!
Pretty Lights 2 comments
inspectora · 10 weeks ago
Clouds all weekend during the G4 storm. (Sniff) good guy that Terry.
What do you call this? 9 comments
inspectora · 10 weeks ago
Tactical fluid food implement
elonIsAComedyGenius 1 comments
inspectora · 10 weeks ago
? Umm.. thank.. you?
Surprisingly not from wish. What would his name be? 1 comments
inspectora · 10 weeks ago
Michelle (they/ them) Mayers.
Anon likes Suits 1 comments
inspectora · 10 weeks ago
Barney Stinson...
Pub employee who specifically employed to carry wasted customers to their homes. 1960s, 2 comments
inspectora · 10 weeks ago
MVP, no. He the DD (drunk delivery)
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When The Cat 8 comments
inspectora · 10 weeks ago
Nnnnnnneeeepppp! No!... nuup up up.. no. Do ...NOT!
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Bruising dropped fast 4 comments
inspectora · 10 weeks ago
Death is a sweet release I shall never taste because spite and self loathing have made me bitter and immortal.
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The world’s first 100% employee-free McDonalds is now open in Texas 3 comments
inspectora · 10 weeks ago
The haunted souls of the truly damned.
Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 6 comments
inspectora · 11 weeks ago
Obviously I've played more Russian roulette than you. Know what I call losing there? Hearing the 6th "click" in a row. Old ammunition isnt as reliable, but loneliness can do worse than kill.
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Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 6 comments
inspectora · 11 weeks ago
(Sigh) and how would anyone know if I ALREADY WAS such a man? Women running to the open arms / jaws of bears rather than talk to me?
Me: "HI, hello." Every woman in the woods: "RAPIST! SAVE ME BEAR!"
Or is the meme allow those trustworthy men to be seen differently somehow?
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Perspective 3 comments
inspectora · 11 weeks ago
Interesting game. The only winning move is.. not to play.
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Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 6 comments
inspectora · 11 weeks ago
I really feel like my bestest option right now is to try to find the bear and hope it kills me before a woman comes along. Then she can see the bear is dangerous... and I could finally be trusted. Dead men are trustworthy... I hope.
Billionaire Jeff Bezos Is Funding a Lab to Extend His Life 2 comments
inspectora · 11 weeks ago
LIVE on THIS planet... hmmm (checks) nope, space travel not doable yet. OK, then we addresss this "living" problem.
Rotating technical raw 2 comments
inspectora · 11 weeks ago
You don't deserve that man.
Was told getting a cat can help with mice problems, now I got a cat problem too 4 comments
inspectora · 11 weeks ago
Mouse can't handle the responsibility of more pets and moves out.
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Trump balloon being re-inflated 1 comments
inspectora · 11 weeks ago
Chinese spy platform!