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They knew what they were doing 2 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Feature, not a flaw
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My cat got into the ceiling and refused to come out 3 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Dude, your cat is at my house and it is freaking out, like literally shaking in fear. Something in your house scared the hell outta it.
Lawl reddit things 1 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Thus we need a prison for punishing criminals for crimes they've committed already and a second prison system for preventing crimes yet to be. A "pre-crime" jail .. if you will.
(Voice in my head: that's just high-school with extra steps)
Ahead Bee 12 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Roadway maintenance engineer.
Nebulous blame bossy 3 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
How DARE you insult my existential void existence. Cancel. ..lol, nah, you ok.
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Metallurgical helpless remorseful 2 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
(oo) .. hmm, hair? (oo) wat hair? (oo) hmm, hair?
When The Cat 8 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
(Stares like your mother) (<> , <>) (telepathy) ~~~don't ~~~
Take their place 1 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Name 1 movie outside porn and the '50 shades of Grey" franchise that has an actual sex scene..
Freight telepathic deadly 1 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Damn dude. Cut to the BONE.
Longhousing 2 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Point of order... there's (points toward the black, infinite void) .. NO PEOPLE... out there... (oo)...(00)! Rocketship hoooo!
Pretty Lights 2 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Clouds all weekend during the G4 storm. (Sniff) good guy that Terry.
What do you call this? 9 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Tactical fluid food implement
elonIsAComedyGenius 1 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
? Umm.. thank.. you?
Surprisingly not from wish. What would his name be? 1 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Michelle (they/ them) Mayers.
Anon likes Suits 1 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Barney Stinson...
Pub employee who specifically employed to carry wasted customers to their homes. 1960s, 2 comments
inspectora · 17 weeks ago
MVP, no. He the DD (drunk delivery)
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When The Cat 8 comments
inspectora · 17 weeks ago
Nnnnnnneeeepppp! No!... nuup up up.. no. Do ...NOT!
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Bruising dropped fast 4 comments
inspectora · 17 weeks ago
Death is a sweet release I shall never taste because spite and self loathing have made me bitter and immortal.
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The world’s first 100% employee-free McDonalds is now open in Texas 3 comments
inspectora · 17 weeks ago
The haunted souls of the truly damned.
Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 6 comments
inspectora · 17 weeks ago
Obviously I've played more Russian roulette than you. Know what I call losing there? Hearing the 6th "click" in a row. Old ammunition isnt as reliable, but loneliness can do worse than kill.
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Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 6 comments
inspectora · 17 weeks ago
(Sigh) and how would anyone know if I ALREADY WAS such a man? Women running to the open arms / jaws of bears rather than talk to me?
Me: "HI, hello." Every woman in the woods: "RAPIST! SAVE ME BEAR!"
Or is the meme allow those trustworthy men to be seen differently somehow?
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Perspective 3 comments
inspectora · 17 weeks ago
Interesting game. The only winning move is.. not to play.
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Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 6 comments
inspectora · 17 weeks ago
I really feel like my bestest option right now is to try to find the bear and hope it kills me before a woman comes along. Then she can see the bear is dangerous... and I could finally be trusted. Dead men are trustworthy... I hope.
Billionaire Jeff Bezos Is Funding a Lab to Extend His Life 2 comments
inspectora · 17 weeks ago
LIVE on THIS planet... hmmm (checks) nope, space travel not doable yet. OK, then we addresss this "living" problem.
Rotating technical raw 2 comments
inspectora · 17 weeks ago
You don't deserve that man.