![InspectorA](/images/avatar-guest.jpg)
Stay hydrated, kings 3 comments
inspectora
· 13 weeks ago
I also have my car keys..
1
Dammit 4 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
Side note: home Ed teacher LOVED me. Never molested because I had last period and my OCD was so bad I spent each day washing dishes from the previous 4 classes. I cook for teacher work days... HIGH reviewed.
1
Hiking into the void - Hardergrat, Berner Oberland, Switzerland 1 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
There's a trail INTO the VOID? ... Can I teleport there from the local feyrin ring behind Home Depot?
Saved By The Bell reunion in 2021, thirty years later 2 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
So, Jessie. I understand you took up dancing as a career...
·
Edited 14 weeks ago
Dammit 4 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
If the schools prioritized learning instead of sports, the bully jocks wouldn't be allowed to harass the nerd kids to the point the latter gives up on life and come to school ready to play "stop hitting yourself" with 30 round clips. One week.. that was the difference between me doing it. One week when my 3 worst bullies were sick same time. ][ <- that close (pre-Columbine).
2
Capricious insidious runny 1 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
Virtual live, virtual die, respawn. First one whose mom make them pause for dinner loses.
This Brings Back Memories 2 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
A cave woman is in the woods. At a fork in the road there is a cave bear to the left, cave man to the right and a dinosaur coming up from behind her. Which way does she choose?
Backwards because by cave-person times, dinosaurs were evolved into lawyers.
Backwards because by cave-person times, dinosaurs were evolved into lawyers.
My cat got into the ceiling and refused to come out 3 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
Dude, your cat is at my house and it is freaking out, like literally shaking in fear. Something in your house scared the hell outta it.
Lawl reddit things 1 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
Thus we need a prison for punishing criminals for crimes they've committed already and a second prison system for preventing crimes yet to be. A "pre-crime" jail .. if you will.
(Voice in my head: that's just high-school with extra steps)
(Voice in my head: that's just high-school with extra steps)
Nebulous blame bossy 3 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
How DARE you insult my existential void existence. Cancel. ..lol, nah, you ok.
·
Edited 14 weeks ago
Metallurgical helpless remorseful 2 comments
When The Cat 8 comments
Take their place 1 comments
inspectora
· 15 weeks ago
Name 1 movie outside porn and the '50 shades of Grey" franchise that has an actual sex scene..
Longhousing 2 comments
inspectora
· 15 weeks ago
Point of order... there's (points toward the black, infinite void) .. NO PEOPLE... out there... (oo)...(00)! Rocketship hoooo!
Pretty Lights 2 comments