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Hard choices 3 comments
inspectora
· 13 weeks ago
Online research implies it's... like hugs, (oo) affection? (that needs peer review), compassion?! (Now THAT sounds like a scam).. understanding.. but that's ... not.. (⁰'⁰) .. may... may I has the goth kitty gf?
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The kids are gonna be okay 5 comments
inspectora
· 13 weeks ago
No, you will STILL be bullied about your nose. But now, everyone will know they can get away with it.
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same 2 comments
inspectora
· 13 weeks ago
My bruh, you and I serve as the metric upon which the women base their life choices. WE are the bar they set upon to delimit the standard of choice. Below us there are none whom shall ever be held. Though we be also upheld by them, the women are made better by us being among the discarded.
They must learn to throw out the entire bowl when rot begins to set in. Even though some fruit is untouched and prime. Lest they might taste of the rot, for it shall destroy them for a grain. Pray not the women pick through the trash to find you... pray to grow tall and strong within the rot, like a mushroom. Then the truly adventurous women shall come, and savor us uniquely.
I am 45 y.o.... virgin, never held hand of woman; and writings like THIS ... is why.
They must learn to throw out the entire bowl when rot begins to set in. Even though some fruit is untouched and prime. Lest they might taste of the rot, for it shall destroy them for a grain. Pray not the women pick through the trash to find you... pray to grow tall and strong within the rot, like a mushroom. Then the truly adventurous women shall come, and savor us uniquely.
I am 45 y.o.... virgin, never held hand of woman; and writings like THIS ... is why.
I can’t believe this is a real store… 1 comments
Be original 1 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
Just call the animators and original voice actors back and pay them part of the royalties. The better job they do the better EVERYONE wins! Cane we have just ONE good followup? Please?
How dare I like healthy fit women 2 comments
Dammit 4 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
Side note: home Ed teacher LOVED me. Never molested because I had last period and my OCD was so bad I spent each day washing dishes from the previous 4 classes. I cook for teacher work days... HIGH reviewed.
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Hiking into the void - Hardergrat, Berner Oberland, Switzerland 1 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
There's a trail INTO the VOID? ... Can I teleport there from the local feyrin ring behind Home Depot?
Saved By The Bell reunion in 2021, thirty years later 2 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
So, Jessie. I understand you took up dancing as a career...
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Edited 14 weeks ago
Dammit 4 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
If the schools prioritized learning instead of sports, the bully jocks wouldn't be allowed to harass the nerd kids to the point the latter gives up on life and come to school ready to play "stop hitting yourself" with 30 round clips. One week.. that was the difference between me doing it. One week when my 3 worst bullies were sick same time. ][ <- that close (pre-Columbine).
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Capricious insidious runny 1 comments
inspectora
· 15 weeks ago
Virtual live, virtual die, respawn. First one whose mom make them pause for dinner loses.
This Brings Back Memories 2 comments
inspectora
· 15 weeks ago
A cave woman is in the woods. At a fork in the road there is a cave bear to the left, cave man to the right and a dinosaur coming up from behind her. Which way does she choose?
Backwards because by cave-person times, dinosaurs were evolved into lawyers.
Backwards because by cave-person times, dinosaurs were evolved into lawyers.
My cat got into the ceiling and refused to come out 3 comments
inspectora
· 15 weeks ago
Dude, your cat is at my house and it is freaking out, like literally shaking in fear. Something in your house scared the hell outta it.
Lawl reddit things 1 comments
inspectora
· 15 weeks ago
Thus we need a prison for punishing criminals for crimes they've committed already and a second prison system for preventing crimes yet to be. A "pre-crime" jail .. if you will.
(Voice in my head: that's just high-school with extra steps)
(Voice in my head: that's just high-school with extra steps)