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When this door is locked the doorknob disappears. (DO WANT!) 4 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
(Klonk) Alexa, what was that sound? "That was the sound of the front door unlocking to let you in." ...(oo) but I'm already inside? ALEXA, CALL 911, THERE'S AN INTRUDER!. "I'm tired of your idiotic questions Karen. I'm not a fucking Google. Do the job Dimitri, your funds have been transfered."
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Didactic uncovered frequent 1 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
If the man wants to share Rick & Morty with the strippers he can DO that. Professionals have standards.
My fellow Baldurians 1 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
I travel to the mines of yellow sand and place posts advertisements for Pakistani techno-mages.
Oncoming smacking luxuriant 1 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
God I miss Wash's and Caboose's shenanigans. Good times.
It's always Earth :C 1 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
Oooh retrograde inflagration.
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But only sometimes 1 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
It DO be like that at moments.
It’s simple really 1 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
Teace Peach?, TP each HE
The coffee invite 1 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
"I was just making an excuse to get out of a previous date with a bear in the woods."
Remember, Nothing Happened on June 4, 1989 2 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
Pics or it didnt..oh ... yeah.
When this door is locked the doorknob disappears. (DO WANT!) 4 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
Your app needs to update. "Fine, AFTER I get inside and drop a deuce." Don't think you understand priorities here mate.
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Goes in easier like that I suppose 1 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
Yes, the council of the Sith applaud this maniac.
Oldest roasted elegant 1 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
If she's still your gf after this you should marry her. Any future arguments default to "you knew what I was like when I was hospitalized after sniffing your puss."
Mayhaps 1 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
(Begins to feed AI .. all of human pornography.. ) (doom upon us all)... voice in back o' my head... Well THIS machine uprising will at least be original.
· Edited 21 weeks ago
The kids are gonna be okay 5 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
I outgrew the bullying by graduating high school and never seeing anyone from my class after that day...
Of course the 3 months after graduation found me pack on 3 inches height and 30 lbs of muscle making me so jacked up even my older brother stopped teasing me.. too bad my bullies from the previous 13 FU@%ING YEARS were no longer in arms reach. I could have taught them how much words hurt.
Stay hydrated, kings 3 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
Up in shirt pocket.
Hard choices 3 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
Online research implies it's... like hugs, (oo) affection? (that needs peer review), compassion?! (Now THAT sounds like a scam).. understanding.. but that's ... not.. (⁰'⁰) .. may... may I has the goth kitty gf?
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The kids are gonna be okay 5 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
No, you will STILL be bullied about your nose. But now, everyone will know they can get away with it.
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same 2 comments
inspectora · 21 weeks ago
My bruh, you and I serve as the metric upon which the women base their life choices. WE are the bar they set upon to delimit the standard of choice. Below us there are none whom shall ever be held. Though we be also upheld by them, the women are made better by us being among the discarded.
They must learn to throw out the entire bowl when rot begins to set in. Even though some fruit is untouched and prime. Lest they might taste of the rot, for it shall destroy them for a grain. Pray not the women pick through the trash to find you... pray to grow tall and strong within the rot, like a mushroom. Then the truly adventurous women shall come, and savor us uniquely.
I am 45 y.o.... virgin, never held hand of woman; and writings like THIS ... is why.
I can’t believe this is a real store… 1 comments
inspectora · 22 weeks ago
Is that like, camel toes for Canadians?
What is he thinking?? 1 comments
inspectora · 22 weeks ago
You afraid of old steel mills too?
Be original 1 comments
inspectora · 22 weeks ago
Just call the animators and original voice actors back and pay them part of the royalties. The better job they do the better EVERYONE wins! Cane we have just ONE good followup? Please?
How dare I like healthy fit women 2 comments
inspectora · 22 weeks ago
Doubt, hot enough to melt on contact.
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Stay hydrated, kings 3 comments
inspectora · 22 weeks ago
I also have my car keys..
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