(Klonk) Alexa, what was that sound? "That was the sound of the front door unlocking to let you in." ...(oo) but I'm already inside? ALEXA, CALL 911, THERE'S AN INTRUDER!. "I'm tired of your idiotic questions Karen. I'm not a fucking Google. Do the job Dimitri, your funds have been transfered."

Your app needs to update. "Fine, AFTER I get inside and drop a deuce." Don't think you understand priorities here mate.

I outgrew the bullying by graduating high school and never seeing anyone from my class after that day...
Of course the 3 months after graduation found me pack on 3 inches height and 30 lbs of muscle making me so jacked up even my older brother stopped teasing me.. too bad my bullies from the previous 13 FU@%ING YEARS were no longer in arms reach. I could have taught them how much words hurt.

Up in shirt pocket.

Online research implies it's... like hugs, (oo) affection? (that needs peer review), compassion?! (Now THAT sounds like a scam).. understanding.. but that's ... not.. (⁰'⁰) .. may... may I has the goth kitty gf?

No, you will STILL be bullied about your nose. But now, everyone will know they can get away with it.

My bruh, you and I serve as the metric upon which the women base their life choices. WE are the bar they set upon to delimit the standard of choice. Below us there are none whom shall ever be held. Though we be also upheld by them, the women are made better by us being among the discarded.
They must learn to throw out the entire bowl when rot begins to set in. Even though some fruit is untouched and prime. Lest they might taste of the rot, for it shall destroy them for a grain. Pray not the women pick through the trash to find you... pray to grow tall and strong within the rot, like a mushroom. Then the truly adventurous women shall come, and savor us uniquely.
I am 45 y.o.... virgin, never held hand of woman; and writings like THIS ... is why.