Shoutout to one of my best friends getting married this weekend! 3 comments
inspectora
· 21 weeks ago
She's They.
This guy paid to tell people they’re an idiot 1 comments
inspectora
· 21 weeks ago
Texas plate... dude prolly lives in Lubbock where it IS flat.
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Edited 21 weeks ago
Just a reminder who it was that got him 1 comments
inspectora
· 21 weeks ago
I think everyone know who REALLY is responsible for the death of Jeffery Epstein (brown coat)
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Gold-plated fuming handsome 1 comments
When this door is locked the doorknob disappears. (DO WANT!) 4 comments
inspectora
· 21 weeks ago
(Klonk) Alexa, what was that sound? "That was the sound of the front door unlocking to let you in." ...(oo) but I'm already inside? ALEXA, CALL 911, THERE'S AN INTRUDER!. "I'm tired of your idiotic questions Karen. I'm not a fucking Google. Do the job Dimitri, your funds have been transfered."
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Didactic uncovered frequent 1 comments
inspectora
· 21 weeks ago
If the man wants to share Rick & Morty with the strippers he can DO that. Professionals have standards.
My fellow Baldurians 1 comments
inspectora
· 21 weeks ago
I travel to the mines of yellow sand and place posts advertisements for Pakistani techno-mages.
Oncoming smacking luxuriant 1 comments
The coffee invite 1 comments
inspectora
· 21 weeks ago
"I was just making an excuse to get out of a previous date with a bear in the woods."
Remember, Nothing Happened on June 4, 1989 2 comments
When this door is locked the doorknob disappears. (DO WANT!) 4 comments
inspectora
· 21 weeks ago
Your app needs to update. "Fine, AFTER I get inside and drop a deuce." Don't think you understand priorities here mate.
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Goes in easier like that I suppose 1 comments
Oldest roasted elegant 1 comments
inspectora
· 21 weeks ago
If she's still your gf after this you should marry her. Any future arguments default to "you knew what I was like when I was hospitalized after sniffing your puss."
Mayhaps 1 comments
inspectora
· 21 weeks ago
(Begins to feed AI .. all of human pornography.. ) (doom upon us all)... voice in back o' my head... Well THIS machine uprising will at least be original.
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Edited 21 weeks ago
The kids are gonna be okay 5 comments
inspectora
· 22 weeks ago
I outgrew the bullying by graduating high school and never seeing anyone from my class after that day...
Of course the 3 months after graduation found me pack on 3 inches height and 30 lbs of muscle making me so jacked up even my older brother stopped teasing me.. too bad my bullies from the previous 13 FU@%ING YEARS were no longer in arms reach. I could have taught them how much words hurt.
Of course the 3 months after graduation found me pack on 3 inches height and 30 lbs of muscle making me so jacked up even my older brother stopped teasing me.. too bad my bullies from the previous 13 FU@%ING YEARS were no longer in arms reach. I could have taught them how much words hurt.
Hard choices 3 comments
inspectora
· 22 weeks ago
Online research implies it's... like hugs, (oo) affection? (that needs peer review), compassion?! (Now THAT sounds like a scam).. understanding.. but that's ... not.. (⁰'⁰) .. may... may I has the goth kitty gf?
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