(o-o) ... soooo . SHE obviously wrote the prenup.

THIS... is freedom? One sec, I'm gonna go check the communists are doing with blue hot dogs...
GO BACK! WAYYYY worse o'er there.

The Japanese are consumate optimists.

Home security at its finest. "Tally-Ho burglar! HAVE-AT THE THIS! (FOOOOM!)

Dey took 'er JOBBBBZZZ!

Is secretly the 7th Winchester brother.

Can't see, jackhloe parked their garbage in front of the garage.

(Oo).. (0o).. (o0).. (oo).. (..) .. (('00')).. (O'O).. HOooleee.. it didit!

Open...sourced...(o_0)

Go have face to face conversation with HR. Cough a lot during.

As a 10 year engineer... this is 103% correct.

Le Casa Depot! Strangely, there are several Americans standing int the parking lot waiting for people to walk up and offer them jobs in management.

Personal experience fells that parents treat their kids they way they were treated even in absence of the need to do so because propagating the suffering makes them feel better because "it's not MY fault, see... MY kids suffer this too. Societymust be to blame!." (Price is Right overbid sound -bom bom bom-bommm... waaaaaaaaooooo).

$10 to anyone who mentions the South Park episode first.

Stand up and tell them to put on decent clothes before they go out. Wanna meet your dates. Don't touch the thermostat, I have it where I like it... be a REAL Daddy to those girls.

My brother's legal name is Anthony; everyone calls him Tony... except me. "Anthony"...because our mother wanted ME to have a name with ni nickname. Which is why it's SO!!!! >< ... from 18 to 22.. my family, mother, father, extended relatives, and EVERYONE IN THIS INFECTED FECAL ORIFICE TOWN... called me "Tony, I mean Paul." For 4 years.. wasn't intolerable until my brother Anthony started calling me that too. When I get to Hell... they'd better know it right.. anyone call me wrong.. Hell .. Will not stand. (⁰.⁰)

Thus, the power of popularity. Be HE could've shot someone on the set of a western film and gotten an Emmy for it.

The first one is also a serial killer.

Ah yes, statics and structures, tort liability, engineering ethics.. $25M lawsuit stare for signing your name to a piece of paper.

He's not murdered but that IS and extremely bad burn.

Sell me one now you coward.

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