He was trying to start from France's history and forgot to learn from the mistakes of others.

...this is America

Captian America in Capitalist America.

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!! (oo) - what?

This WOULD be a great anime.

...go back to that nerd from HS or college who you told y'all were "just friends" and hope he's still holding out for you. 30% still will be found waiting patiently for someone to love them.. , 60% killed themselves or are in the process of working self to death and have no time for you, 5% are fully dedicated to next civil war, and 5% are online gaming and can't hear opportunity knocking.

Tight(s).

I'm 45, what's he doing next 3 years?

Comal river? Near spring island?

The doctor has done time before..

So..? Humans aren't native to Antarctica OR space and no one seems to be doin a DAMNED thing about the infestation there...

... with cholera?

Santa runs a whole reindeer train on your mom every year..

Dannnng.

(Crickets..) sounds like a no to me.

The meme gods planned that one generations back.

Well I was writing a Star Wars fanfic about the Festival of the Cleanse which featured ever species in a free-for-all mud wrestling tournament to see who won a literal truckload of kyber crystals but Return of Skywalker eeked out too many similarities so.. it sits unfinished. .. (oo) the tentacle pit monster's arc was developing nicely. (0.0)

Cave was pretty good. Meat, fire, snu snu.
Yeah, then Grod's kid came out all "authistic" and "I wanna paint!" and it just went from there.

Mexican food for a week, poop on paper bags that spell out Gobbledygook upon the teacher's domain, deposit they.