Despairing equal scoundrel 2 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
Hyper-nova. Ba-boooom.
At least they had free healthcare 1 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
He was trying to start from France's history and forgot to learn from the mistakes of others.
Sturdy sulky self-taught 2 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
It's believed one explanation could be that if a kingdom was threatened by another, the attacking kings sword would be sent to the potential victim's castle as both a threat and offer to peace talks. Thus, the bigger the sword comes in the mail, the more likely you are to try to talk it out, rather than fight whose coming to get his toothpick back.
Cartoon cakes 3 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
EVERYTHING else... mostly in fantasy laden, green and black spandex.
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nahImOnTheDevBranch 1 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
...go back to that nerd from HS or college who you told y'all were "just friends" and hope he's still holding out for you. 30% still will be found waiting patiently for someone to love them.. , 60% killed themselves or are in the process of working self to death and have no time for you, 5% are fully dedicated to next civil war, and 5% are online gaming and can't hear opportunity knocking.
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Drive like you're worth it 1 comments
Lawl 1 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
So..? Humans aren't native to Antarctica OR space and no one seems to be doin a DAMNED thing about the infestation there...
Why does this house have such a comically large chimney 1 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
Santa runs a whole reindeer train on your mom every year..
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Decorous flammable gabby 1 comments
Happy Independence Day! 4 comments
inspectora
· 16 weeks ago
..chaos, I'm gonna warn you.. what the Commies are eating is worse. WAYYYY worse.
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Dread preparatory stale 1 comments
inspectora
· 16 weeks ago
Well I was writing a Star Wars fanfic about the Festival of the Cleanse which featured ever species in a free-for-all mud wrestling tournament to see who won a literal truckload of kyber crystals but Return of Skywalker eeked out too many similarities so.. it sits unfinished. .. (oo) the tentacle pit monster's arc was developing nicely. (0.0)
Welcome to prosperity 2 comments
inspectora
· 16 weeks ago
Cave was pretty good. Meat, fire, snu snu.
Yeah, then Grod's kid came out all "authistic" and "I wanna paint!" and it just went from there.
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Yeah, then Grod's kid came out all "authistic" and "I wanna paint!" and it just went from there.
Story time 1 comments
inspectora
· 16 weeks ago
Mexican food for a week, poop on paper bags that spell out Gobbledygook upon the teacher's domain, deposit they.
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