What makes YOU the expert!? (Darwin, gestures vaguely)

Incorrect, I'm 45.

Ah yes, Los buchos de arbol.. tree butchers. Sometimes they make it look good. Most times it's like a self haircut using fun house mirror.

Dang, except for porn and being ugly AF, this is me. Oh well, better luck to them next time.

Do women even HAVE feelings? That's beautiful.

...from the "jar head clan".

...and it was done perfectly.

I, for one, welcome our new AI anime writing and animation staff.

$19 a day at U-haul rents you a pickup truck.

Reality is often a disappointment

A champion on many small things is a champion still.

Damn... (oo )... the sky, IS purple.

Nice, gonna put on my flannel winter shirts and demand the AC set at 67 so I'm comfortable with my desk heater toasting my toes. Also, gonna need to telework 3 days a week. Pay cut ok but I'm gonna require 5 consecutive months maternity leave every 3 years and every month I call in sick with the bleeding rage cause I needed to punch above my weight class.

Need for kittens.

Need more upvote power for this one

Azgard

Swords are approved open carry in Texas... always gonna repost.

Oh no, the marina flooded. So sad.

Gasp! The uranium beetle...

...and people wonder why reality is the lesser choice...

Violence is not the answer... "EXCESSIVE" Violence however...