$1200 per month, serious offers only.

Asked around. Checks out.

Do what ye must to pay the bills, do what your able to make yourself happy.

(Neolithic dude comes running into camp) Egfrrd! Come look what the dweeb "pffnrd" did in the meat ball field.
(Everybody runs to ye Olde rugby field) DAFUK is dat?
"Pffnrd": You Neanderthals kicked me out of the village because I'm not strong like you. Well I did THIS.. in the middle of your precious play field. Technology my weapon of war, and YOU are my enemy! What do you say to THAT!?
(oo) (oo) (- -) (..) .... "NEAT.. thats the new goal post. Can you put a second one?"
(0.0)..

You got a life? All I got is existence.

( . . ) squints REALLY hard...

What makes YOU the expert!? (Darwin, gestures vaguely)

Incorrect, I'm 45.

Ah yes, Los buchos de arbol.. tree butchers. Sometimes they make it look good. Most times it's like a self haircut using fun house mirror.

Dang, except for porn and being ugly AF, this is me. Oh well, better luck to them next time.

Do women even HAVE feelings? That's beautiful.

...from the "jar head clan".

...and it was done perfectly.

I, for one, welcome our new AI anime writing and animation staff.

$19 a day at U-haul rents you a pickup truck.

Reality is often a disappointment

A champion on many small things is a champion still.

Damn... (oo )... the sky, IS purple.

Nice, gonna put on my flannel winter shirts and demand the AC set at 67 so I'm comfortable with my desk heater toasting my toes. Also, gonna need to telework 3 days a week. Pay cut ok but I'm gonna require 5 consecutive months maternity leave every 3 years and every month I call in sick with the bleeding rage cause I needed to punch above my weight class.

Need for kittens.

Need more upvote power for this one

Azgard