No wonder there's a teacher shortage 3 comments
inspectora
· 1 week ago
Educated people don't vote to keep those who are in power back into power.
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Molecular messy freckled 2 comments
Big oof 3 comments
inspectora
· 1 week ago
RELAX.. when govt forces occupy U.S. cities the next president will withdraw and leave tons of military hardware for us all to enjoy. After all.. our taxes paid for them. FREE GUNS... I call dibs on the water processing truck and mobile generator.
Removable second-hand chunky 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 week ago
Just tell him you invited GOD into your house and that's how you got pregnant.
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Feathered evasive psychedelic 1 comments
You should be fit and well-read 1 comments
inspectora
· 1 week ago
Well, the smart jocks don't bully the nerds so nerds have no interaction with them. Then again table tennis "jock" is a difficult concept for anyone to grasp.
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I can clean her pipes 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 week ago
When the job is complex, a weak man attempts on his own and a strong man calls upon the bros to aide in the lift.
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The only reason he's still sane 2 comments
inspectora
· 1 week ago
Hmmm, if anime has taught me anything.. may I has.. tomboy butler? Milf butler? Bittiggies goth GF butler? Demon butler? Demon GF butler? Friend?
The only reason he's still sane 2 comments
Old-fashioned fluttering Goose 2 comments
Based 2 comments
inspectora
· 2 weeks ago
Don't make me feel sympathy for Stalin just because our mothers were similarly geart crushing and never satisfied with what "little" accomplishments we could attain...
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Always the Asian kids 1 comments
inspectora
· 2 weeks ago
Do what ye must to pay the bills, do what your able to make yourself happy.
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Your ancestors weren't stupid 3 comments
inspectora
· 2 weeks ago
(Neolithic dude comes running into camp) Egfrrd! Come look what the dweeb "pffnrd" did in the meat ball field.
(Everybody runs to ye Olde rugby field) DAFUK is dat?
"Pffnrd": You Neanderthals kicked me out of the village because I'm not strong like you. Well I did THIS.. in the middle of your precious play field. Technology my weapon of war, and YOU are my enemy! What do you say to THAT!?
(oo) (oo) (- -) (..) .... "NEAT.. thats the new goal post. Can you put a second one?"
(0.0)..
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(Everybody runs to ye Olde rugby field) DAFUK is dat?
"Pffnrd": You Neanderthals kicked me out of the village because I'm not strong like you. Well I did THIS.. in the middle of your precious play field. Technology my weapon of war, and YOU are my enemy! What do you say to THAT!?
(oo) (oo) (- -) (..) .... "NEAT.. thats the new goal post. Can you put a second one?"
(0.0)..
Story time 2 comments
inspectora
· 2 weeks ago
The aliens came to earth to study humans and quickly decided "we need to keep them OUT of space for as long as possible. "
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Don't let anyone dull your sparkle 1 comments
This tree near my boyfriend’s house looks so cool in the fall 1 comments
inspectora
· 2 weeks ago
Ah yes, Los buchos de arbol.. tree butchers. Sometimes they make it look good. Most times it's like a self haircut using fun house mirror.
Lowest standards 3 comments
inspectora
· 2 weeks ago
Dang, except for porn and being ugly AF, this is me. Oh well, better luck to them next time.
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Lowest standards 3 comments
inspectora
· 2 weeks ago
They want someone who is heterosexual... it used to be a thing in the 1990s. Don't hate on people's preferred sexual orientation.
