The last 6 years I've been clearing around a farm house on what was my grandmother's farm. Leased / rented by those outside our family from 1937 to 1998 and built around 1906. So far I've taken 53 thirty gallon trash bags of beer & soda bottles (glass) and 7 large cardboard boxes of broken glass to recycle. Still find more after every rain.

Educated people don't vote to keep those who are in power back into power.

Was... was there a lot of testing done to prove this?

RELAX.. when govt forces occupy U.S. cities the next president will withdraw and leave tons of military hardware for us all to enjoy. After all.. our taxes paid for them. FREE GUNS... I call dibs on the water processing truck and mobile generator.

Just tell him you invited GOD into your house and that's how you got pregnant.

My bedroom needs more expose beams.

Well, the smart jocks don't bully the nerds so nerds have no interaction with them. Then again table tennis "jock" is a difficult concept for anyone to grasp.

4th wall break on a 4th wall break.

When the job is complex, a weak man attempts on his own and a strong man calls upon the bros to aide in the lift.

Now realize what is missing from my existence.

This is one Texas philosophy I WILL go to war for.

All captions are factual if you never fact-check.

Don't make me feel sympathy for Stalin just because our mothers were similarly geart crushing and never satisfied with what "little" accomplishments we could attain...

$1200 per month, serious offers only.

Asked around. Checks out.

Do what ye must to pay the bills, do what your able to make yourself happy.

(Neolithic dude comes running into camp) Egfrrd! Come look what the dweeb "pffnrd" did in the meat ball field.
(Everybody runs to ye Olde rugby field) DAFUK is dat?
"Pffnrd": You Neanderthals kicked me out of the village because I'm not strong like you. Well I did THIS.. in the middle of your precious play field. Technology my weapon of war, and YOU are my enemy! What do you say to THAT!?
(oo) (oo) (- -) (..) .... "NEAT.. thats the new goal post. Can you put a second one?"
(0.0)..

You got a life? All I got is existence.

( . . ) squints REALLY hard...

What makes YOU the expert!? (Darwin, gestures vaguely)

Incorrect, I'm 45.

Ah yes, Los buchos de arbol.. tree butchers. Sometimes they make it look good. Most times it's like a self haircut using fun house mirror.

Dang, except for porn and being ugly AF, this is me. Oh well, better luck to them next time.