I'm Scotch / Irish - Polish / Ukrainian and have been accused of being part Mexican by several actual Mexicans for my love of what THEY call spicy food. I will desecrate your entire ancestral line if you refer to me as "mayonnaise man".

Hush frog.. JACK! Put your God damned pants back on, it's not that kind of acid.
Bless you Terry the fat shark. The rain is godsend by you.

As I'm getting older, I'm gonna buy up a whole cul-de-sac and be the entire HOA.
.. With blackjack and hookers.

I STILL regret the "update" to Windows 10. (Note: NOT an upgrade.

...and then the ants would invade your house, for Dale is the harbinger of death unto them and the serve his will.

Here.. ( . ) felt you missed the point. <-- there it is.

Well I wanted to try antiques roadshow but they said it was trash. ... so I recycled it.

Send as print command to all printers on campus and clog the print server until they reinstall said printer and complete the job.

I'm a pre-op cyborg. Going for those military grade eyes, cyber arms and legs.

Look away Nate, I'll stare for you (oo).. mmmm (OO')